by KMP
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I met a guy at the university. So beautiful, tall and smart. He lived in a shelter, and my parents rented my apartment. And it happened that he offered me to meet. I have agreed. After four years of our relationship, I loved him even more. But sometimes I was oppressed by his pride, he never allowed me to pay and refused to move to me. When he offered me, I was crazyly happy. But my parents interfered and forbade me from marrying him, because he is not from Moscow and will not be able to support his family. On my own initiative we broke up. In the next two years, I had other guys, but all of them seemed miserable to me compared to him. And last week my friend said she was getting married to him and invited him to a wedding at an English castle with a flight on a private plane that belongs to his father. His father was the owner of a large oil company, and my favourite now runs the bank. Kill me, stupid, and my parents at the same time! The KMP!! to
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The Darwin Prize!! to

Looking for signs of the presence of parasites in the body, stumbled on the Malakhov page. It turns out, in the presence of parasites in the female body, there are separate signs, I quote:

"Painful menstrual periods with bleeding, loss of strength,"

Fuck, you can tell the man the truth... Or I think he has a vague idea of the normal course of menstruation.))))

Find out the name of your future husband. Remove the protective layer from the condom.

I remembered from the stories about driving - told a teacher in the auto school. Worked with them as an instructor of driving a fairly distorted frame. Driving as an instructor with some guy, the guy leads like no mistakes, but slowly. Summer, heat, girls... The instructor is almost falling out of his window, trying to communicate with the girls passing by.
In front of the light, red light. The guy driving is trying to brake and at this time (as it turned out later) the brake hose breaks. Not quickly, but confidently enters the back of the car in front. The instructor immediately returns to the salon of the car and begins to water the student with the last words, not letting him say a word. However, it is necessary to deal with the victim, and tell the student to finally sit in place to go out for a conversation. The street is narrow, one lane and behind them gradually start to accumulate cars. Having agreed with the victim that he will pay on the spot, the instructor proposes to leave the corner to calculate and not listen to the clutches and matts of those trying to pass. The first car leaves the corner.
The instructor flies to the car, without listening to anything, exposes the student behind the steering wheel, jumps to start and also turns around the corner. From there a knock is heard. The student approached the place of the "control shot" simultaneously with the exit of the two-time injured from the car. He could only say:
You guys, are you completely sick?

Two years of colony. 280 Criminal Code of the Russian Federation, received the sanitary JEK Petrov, for the screams on the street: "Everything has melted, the whole system needs to be changed."

husband: I have been bored by five bodies a day asking to send me pictures of my breasts. No one wants. Do you explain to me as a girl what they’re sorry for?? to

I’m going to go to everyone who asks, I’m not sorry ?

I told you I was smart.

The news:
"Linux saved the Australian power system from a possible crash"

From the comments:
The fucking! What news collapsed... but it could have been: "The biggest techno-genetic disaster in Australia: windows destroyed the energy system of the continent."

Nafiga shave to a girl at 15 years old?

yyy:"There must be some mystery in a woman"(c)
Why do you smoke right away? Let everyone think that the legs are smooth from nature.

A friend told me:
One man at work regularly ate two cooked eggs for lunch. The smell for some reason from them was not very pleasant, such an impression that he cooked them for the whole week at once.
Answer: "Sackie eggs..."

T.O.D
Imagine you are a cat. You have been taken to castration. And here you wake up from anesthesia, wrapped in a slum - and you see someone's eggs in the bench next to you. You do not know whose they are. You don’t know where yours is. They are currently in a superposition. I called this experiment the eggs of the Schrödinger cat.

eXler: such a support
eXler: true x
eXler: 8 years does not give me alone

XXX is
Assassin's Creed 2 is going to be sex!
WOWU
and Urra!! to
WOWU
I’ll have sex somewhere!! to

I go to the subway, and in front of me a girl in the ghetto rubits on the PSP and also for Bridget (my favorite Persian)...it doesn’t matter what she’s doing, she’s soaked and soaked....I hug her from behind and make a combo for 30 beats I smile and I’m ready to go out....so women didn’t even look at me after orgasm.