I come to work in the morning. There is a girl, our manager, sitting in tears, spots and saliva, and with a lukewarm. I ask what happened? He tells us:

- I met a young man, dated there and so on, promised to Emirates in a month, a car to buy me, and it turned out that he works as an engineer in the factory. The poor shit. He still lives with his parents. It turned out that the apartment we met in was not his, but his uncle, who was on a business trip. The lie fucking. He said he would give her to me.

How is he a good man?

What a shit he was, he actually had me for free! ! to ! to

Are you more interested in money with men?

She sits, her mouths are dull. He does not talk to me. Probably offended.

Parody on forums about children:



It’s nice, nothing to compare with.

Especially now that I have been with a girl for almost five months.

I say, let’s write up? by Piska-Kolbasi? She smiles, rejoices and hopes. He falls on a barrel and looks at me – that barrel? The right bed? I keep silent, annoying her. She’s splashed – on the other barrel – cute, and now so? Which side will you give? Already all in doubts, worried, begins to ride from side to side. Where is? Where will the letter be given? Where is? I laugh, I annoy her, I condemn her - whisper, whisper, whisper, we will doom! I lie next door. She quickly turns to the right barrel, presses her legs, puts her fingers forward - to hold the pitch, opens her mouth wide, closes her eyes... All! On a bit of piss, the mouth is built, insert and go. Ham-am-am-am-amgrlkh... Thirsty and impatiently soaked, there is no muffle. He opens his eyes and looks at me, wondering where?

I sit at work, complain about the speed of the connection, the provider, and all at once.
A accountant girl with eyes full of emptiness and an absolute lack of intelligence:
The provider? Do we have him at all? haha))
I am :
Where do we get the internet from?
She is:
What a programmer does, that is. We do not have a provider. And she smiles sweetly.

I work for the Russian Post.

Gennady, [05.02.17 17:20]
Healthy walks are important.

Gennady, [05.02.17 17:22]
For example, I didn’t go to the shore by car, but I went on foot.

Gennady, [05.02.17 17:22]
I feel sporty and healed.

Judah had many loyal friends.

Yesterday the wife parked on her sedan near our entrance, and next to the man with the child stands watching. You can always watch the water flowing, the fire burning, and the young girl making a parallel parking. But, to his surprise, she confidently turns the steering wheel, drives, clearly stops, turns in the other direction, drives, stops and at the same time you can see and hear how her wife is listening to some commands in the dynamics. Parking well, they all go into the elevator together. The man asks:
What kind of parking system do you have?
A man with his phone in the window.

Today on the street I was witnessing a man talking to his dog. It was evident that he thought the dog understood him! I went home, told the cat, and laughed a long time.

Little to know the techniques, you need to want to break the bones, to beat the teeth, and tame the enemy so that more or not to get up, or bypass the 10th road. Few of the girls are able to turn off the brakes in the head easily and freely, but for the guys this is a natural condition.

You did not fight in the streets, naive office boy. Praised male aggression in most cases breaks down after a couple of beats. But girls, especially those for whom street fighting has become the norm, will fight as long as they can move. Even mentions are given special lectures on this topic, than a woman when detained is more dangerous than a man.

With the prohibition of homeopathy, he advised not to rush to the former head of Rospotrebnadzor, Gennady Onishchenko, saying that "medicine is not only science, but also art, so not everything in it has scientific grounds."
and #822;
After these words, I finally ceased to respect this fric.

In school, the teacher of literature breathed thirsty "Pushkin-List-Decabrists" - I thought that Pushkin was also a free-thinker. And it turns out he was removed for a disgraceful shame.

Not only for this, he began to slightly attack the tsar, because he targeted the position of court historian of the state (general-colonel), which was taken by Karamzin, and he got all the general-major. Here is such a jealous Negro... Well, after the grandmothers as any southern pepper ran, it was.

I watched two advertisements.
"Supply of water"
" Supply of sushi"
Or order something? To build a planet and remove the naphid from here.

and Surprise

>>>If you came home drunk, dirty, from you carried cheap female deodorant<<<

In many ways, you are a walking woman.

And in just a few hundred years, the current calines and grants will be retro-classics and vintage.
yyy: this is if the offspring will be able to identify in this hill of rust in mixing with plastic caline or grant

The principle of homeopathy works only with a hammer. If in the morning drink a little of the same substance, the abuse of which the day before and led to this condition, then it really becomes better.

The pizzas, comrades!
Meetings in the State:
A girl who believes in telegraph.
A man who believes in homeopathy.
A woman who is concerned about her sexual orientation.
Fuck, it’s just friki!

Is there a homeopath on board?
Yes, and what is it?
Astrology is bad.

Sometimes you encounter very mysterious specimens in life. Painting, curling, building hair and eyelids, makeup, tattooing, manicure, pedicure, depilation, colored lenses, skirts everywhere (chips, buttocks, scratches, press), heels, heels +20 to the height. Tons of cosmetics, and everything onboard, sewn or pulled. And then it goes on, saying there are no real men. What do you have in the present, the present?

and
Sometimes I see very strange examples. They lead on a pumped pop, long legs, beautifully painted eyes, and then ask where she is going... her rich inner world. You do not need the most usual non-painted, no pedicure manicures, with a comfortable tail and normal orthopedic shoes that do not kill the spine, re-read Kafka, Twain and Marquez. You yourself with them are either bored or the ego suffers because you do not reach. And you don’t want to fuck any more, and you are aimed at that first. The world is tight under men, even female standards of beauty and each tries to attract attention as much as possible in order to stay in the price in this market. And do not underestimate the female wisdom very talented to portray the fool.Unfortunately, it also likes the male, which is sad.