A nice young man comes and looks at the phone.
To him suits a cute girl in a dress with beautiful, burned shoulders.
Summer and beauty.

Do you want me to show you something interesting?
Let’s go...
Come on and don’t lag behind the tour!

Mech in a big city.

And this is what I said to my son:
"Mom, you are a real man!"

I: fucking, a long time shaken left eye))) now shakes right eye
He is :)
He: You have a system test going))

On the eve of the new year, each of the friends celebrated as they could, respecting relatives and loved ones. And according to the tradition, all friends gather at the same point exactly at 1:30 after midnight. A plan was made in advance, to whom everyone fits, how much alcohol to buy, how many to sit and what will be next. We met like a year ago, 11. On the way, we bought everything we needed and went to one good friend, whose parents left for all the New Year's holidays. The most prestigious trophy was a bottle of beer, which was not released by a single frame. In general, we all go up to the floor together, thinking that our parents have left. The friend, to whom everyone fits, at the entrance of everyone oreth "CAT IN THE ZOPA DO NOT fuck!!", then the frame with a barrel of beer is already squeezing him out of the crane, while also shouting loudly "I HAVE EAT IN HUNNOWOOO!!!", and from behind the voice "I KNOW WHO WILL BLOW THE FIRST!"... And everything would have continued perfectly if it had not been the stone faces of a friend’s parents who had just left the house.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You also do not get sick.
Why did you buy the iPad? What kind of bottles?! to
It is just an epic. A brief history is this. Somehow my cell phone rings, an unknown voice says I won the iPad and offers me to pick up the prize. Well, I wasn’t bad, I immediately understood the divorce. It will announce that I just need to buy something or pay for something there. No calling, no thanking.
HH: Where did the iPad come from then?
The phone calls again, are you like that? I wonder where they know my name. I say: "Well, let’s say." This is the company "XXX and UUU", you left the questionnaire to participate in the prize draw and bla bla bla. I’m turning in the memory of the last few weeks and here (pa-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!!!) I remember carrying a questionnaire to work in this office. In short, it turned out that the questionnaires were almost the same (the people didn’t get frozen), and as a result, my questionnaire was taken to the contest. The error was discovered only in the office at the time of delivery, but nothing was reworked. So I’m still unemployed, but I already own an iPad.
I’m going to go crazy :((