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[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29720
 08.05.2010
Following the footsteps of the old feeding cat Murziki.
My mother told me a similar story.
A long time ago: she was still a child, they lived a huge black cat, more precisely a CAT! She doesn’t remember his name, but it doesn’t matter. One day her mother
(My grandmother) went to the neighbors, and there wrapped a rabbit (they are also cats for some reason), and then began to eat their offspring. The last rabbit had already been pulled out of her teeth, and then thought: what to do next? Either it will fall, or the mom will fall. I persuaded my grandmother to take it to the baby. Well, the grandmother, as she arrived at the house, thought: what, nafig, fun, if he dies - one disorder will be the child.
It is impossible to feed him: only 3 hours from birth - blind and can not eat on its own. She decided to give him a cat instead of a child - he will play and eat at the same time. But the cat was lazy: he would chase for a living protoplasm if he had a quiet one in his bowl. At the rabbit - zero attention, and himself adjusted to the dish with milk. But the wool was thick, long, and he did not eat too carefully, so drops of milk periodically flowed through the wool. The rabbit swallowed the smell and began to slip those drops. In short, the cat fed him! But this is not the end of the story...
The rabbit dressed up on the "papas's sick" and grew up into a huge white rabbit.
It is not known whether they considered themselves relatives - a cat and a rabbit, or whether they just hastened, but they became friends "do not pour water - where he is there and I." And that's not all: they became in the courtyard pachans - one after the other a mountain - even the dogs feared them, the bandits etaches.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №29719
 08.05.2010
The criminal news. Chelyabinsky emo were detained by law enforcement agencies for the brutal beating of Moscow skinheads.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №29718
 08.05.2010

P is I once studied at the institute, had a postponement from the army. Then I left and got the order to come to the military. I came, I was recorded as appearing, I asked to go to the toilet and went home. After several years, the agenda did not come at all.
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They thought you were still inside the military building.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №29717
 08.05.2010
The news portal:
Pirates who captured a Russian tanker were released to the open sea in a boat without navigation.

Comrades, we need to rebuild!

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №29716
 08.05.2010
I stayed with my family in Kiev: I am the husband, daughter and dog of Deja.
I moved to a new apartment and decided to take the dog out for a walk. In the euphoria of a new place took to escape.
I am looking for it "Deja "Deja"
And I have a crazy aunt with a bum on my head.
Well, I’m going to do it" Deia Deia"
A man approaches me with a blind eye and, hugging me, says
"Calm down, you are in Kiev"

[ + 125 - ] Comment quote №29715
 08.05.2010
Now (the spring) I live in a shale, eat a shale of urticaria, with garlic, which also grows, I make tea from rice leaves.
There is money for bread and salt. There will still be earnings, by autumn I will build a winter cage, bring rabbits for meat, chickens, gather, cut, dry apples.
Life is beautiful.
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Man, well you’re good, I can’t do everything at home, and you’ve spent a lot of time in the game!! to

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №29714
 08.05.2010
Filed to: "Iron Man 2" The main character throws into the garbage basket a large plastic box full of hasty and juicy strawberries - in the hall a loud female breath of despair, comparable only to the reaction to interrupted sexual intercourse.! to

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