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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №17096
 08.06.2009
What fucking fucking people!! to
On wm some kind of shit threw me 10k wmz c protection code for 2 days... almost the eye didn’t fall when I saw it.
With your signature you’ll guess them. :)
I’ve been sitting all night... now I’m sitting at work with red eyes. The fuck is simple!


[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №17095
 08.06.2009
By the way, vampires and architectural students have a lot in common... We don’t sleep at night, ordinary people crack at us, our eyes are always red and when we see dawn we think “Well, fuck!”and "

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17094
 08.06.2009
I remember reading with my brother when they were kids. Slowed the dog (binded to the hose) and ran around the apartment from it))) But then a neighbor came from the bottom floor and put a ban on our game... =(

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №17093
 08.06.2009
"There is another "Superban". But I use it. Old moderns said that if you use a superban, the offender is bathed on the IP of Macadres, and then calculate where he lives, come home, fuck and burn the computer.

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[ + 84 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17092
 08.06.2009
I can not! I have to share it.)
Today people at work talked about all sorts of funny cases with pets) And here our accountant told about his daughter's favorite cat. Well, she has an adult daughter, married and lives separately) And someday friends gave her a toy, fur, cute eggs, but if you press him on the bottle he begins to sneeze)) And her healthy catch, three years of a family, not castrated, but the streets and in general free life did not smell suddenly inflamed to this meal with the most gentle feelings))) Moreover, with the need to show them to others and the more people around them, the better) In short, as soon as guests appear in the house, the cat pulls his eggs and humbly performs the marital duty with him. At the same time, it is homeric. What is going on with people watching this picture, I think you can imagine))) I do not even see, I walk and roast all day completely inappropriately)))))

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17091
 08.06.2009
xxx: noticed that girls very like niki type: "Sucks", "Straws" and so on? And now imagine the guys with nicknames "Mudaček", "Gandonchik", "Urodec", and so on;-D

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №17090
 08.06.2009
I walk through the street, a young couple passes by, the girl tells something lively. There is a phrase before me:
Mozart cut off his ear to prove to everyone that even the deaf can make music, and then he wrote a great poem.
...
In his head there is a thought: "Van Gogh cut off his ear, gradually deaf Beethoven, and poems are written by poets in general... And what about Mozart here?"

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