Real Dialogue in the Studio

I need a designer!
Advice: Go to that girl.
The client: No. She is very young.
Advice: Come closer to me!

The receipt for gas came, the price increased.
It seems that Gazprom has a new dream.

to this:

I live in Vienna.

and? I live in Russia,

I live in Beijing. On lighthouses, cars, bicycles, pedestrians and other participants of the movement all pop. Cars can be parked anywhere. I myself was driving with a private taxi driver who took me over the one-sided bridge through the Hayway to meet the traffic, the signal of the opposite. Everyone is signaling each other, but no one is paying attention to anyone. Parking Chinese can only with the help of assistants, people standing on the street and screaming to them where to turn the wheel. The back mirrors are not used. There was a case when on the parking lot of a expensive hotel our guy sent these helplines and parked himself, when he got out of the car, he heard each other say, "Strange lavois (strangers)." How do they park in the mirrors?

111: Have you already given up the site?
2nd: Tomorrow
222: The City of Tomorrow
111: I remember how we were photographed after surrender, right away. This is worse than photocopying a photo in a passport. Then we had to write up, we were straight with the finger, where, and one was still written wrong there.
111: and here after the playground, a few hours of waiting, surrendering the city, then going to the gathering with the receipt, and all this in the heat - what picture can come out?
Probably, gaiters so and distinguish - who bought the rights, and who gave. If the mouth is caught to the sting, it means that I gave up myself.

Tatiana
It makes sense to send them to you. ;)
Tatiana
by Change
Tatiana
Yes to?
Alexander is
No is
Tatiana
What will you prove?
Alexander is
Here is the cross.

When I was a kid, I was afraid of spiders.
And then I grew up and realized that I had other problems.

How is it?
Yes, at work there was something.
Thesis not written
Q: A lot more?
In my opinion, all

Hello to you! Who will stay with Farsh? Will you be home before you leave?
My cat’s name is Paštet.

The computer turned off. I immediately shook it up and took it to the balcony, wash it out and see what happened to it. And my mom from the kitchen screams: don’t throw it out, it’s the light gone!!!))

Write properly!"I sell a motorcycle in Kazan"! The motorcycle is big and it never gets into Kazan!!! to

I will
" They wrote:
xxx: I found the focus of evil, on Novocheremushkinskaya street is a two-story building, where on the first floor of the Sberbank, and on the second post office of Russia.

This is FIGN. In Belovezhskaya in one building, the sberbank, the post office of Russia and the fifth. This is the hell."

In Barnaul on the Red Army Prospectus in one building: the Sberbank, the Post of Russia, the Civil Service and the Cadastre Chamber. This is where evil emanations can be seen with the naked eye!!! to

They say that if you really want something, a wish will come true. In the morning, he wanted money and the visit of a beautiful stranger. At lunch, a neighbor called on the door and asked for money for vodka. It worked somehow the opposite.

The post of Russia is about to become a bank
Are they there, Pratchett re-read?

>Where do you get these idiots?! to

Deep, straight from the ground, a large kidney runs. every 4 minutes. The girl is separated from her and through the subway and deep underground crossings falls upwards. She has a slim figure, a short dress in shorts and a bag in the spirit of the latest collections, high heels and painted blonde hair. She can neither write nor read, but she has innate instincts, allowing her to find in the auras of visitors to solariums, beauty salons, CTs and rich men. Also, without special instruction, she can makeup, shop, make phone calls and list magazines.
The girl is perfect - she knows nothing and knows nothing, but the natural features of her appearance and the ability to quickly adapt to the habitat allow her to immediately fit well in life.
Scientists are still observing. They are not allowed to experiment, so as not to interrupt the process of digestion, because. In the light of increasing fertility, these girls are the ideal model of a modern young mother - they are attractive enough to arouse the desire of men to have such a beast at home, and the lack of brain, allows them to easily have children without thinking about how to raise and raise them.
Per soon the kidney will be open to the general public, and everyone will be able to wait for a small amount for the girl, with the necessary options and in the desired configuration.

to this:
A bright example of cognitive dissonance is a book called "How to Teach a Child to a Pot in One Day", consisting of one hundred and fifty-seven pages.

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As was noted in the cartoon "labs, tail... something there":
"It’s better to lose a day and then fly in 5 minutes!"