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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35713
 08.09.2010
<Radz> Can I play Final Fantasy 7 again?
<spiderbait> No one stops you
<Radz> Although in this case I will be unavailable for the next 90 hours :(
<payne> play
<spiderbait> play
<xCell> play

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35712
 08.09.2010
xxx: Noah, shash son of Prosneccio, I will have to play with him in games "I will spit out all that you so hard cooked" " see how I can fall and hit my head", and "and no-ka take food from the dog dish" :)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35711
 08.09.2010
Commentary on the article on vessels intended for the laying of fiber-optic channels on the ocean floor.

Inshower: Here you look at all this pompiously and think that under the high-tech protective layers run bits, which then magically turn into porn. Why in porn? I don’t know, but it’s getting hot. Thanks to you sailors!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №35710
 08.09.2010
Should acts committed by force be considered unnatural and therefore undesirable?
Write a cursor and not a noy.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №35709
 08.09.2010
1: to remove a lawyer from the collection, put another
2nd was Nikolai! He is a good coach and will be afraid.
If they fight against Moses, they will fear him too.
Both must be put, one cuts, the other punishes.)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №35708
 08.09.2010
XXX is
And how though. Curiosity and stupidity – a strong cocktail
YYYY
This is a drink of youth! :)
XXX is
Unfortunately, many remain faithful to him throughout their lives.
YYYY
Some of them fall into chemistry and physics textbooks.)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №35707
 08.09.2010
Okay, now I have to go home.
He: from where
She: From Wally
He: He himself
She: This is the name...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №35706
 08.09.2010
(According to spam advertising)

Knight of Emptiness
Click on the picture and your breasts will grow!

The bulgar fucking
This button is called the floor and you need to press it in a lying position with both hands many times.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №35705
 08.09.2010
Someone put an icon in the server. I think, as to the question "and what did you do to ensure server failure resistance during the abnormal heat?"we will answer "and we, fucking, the icon put". The curtain.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35704
 08.09.2010
XXX: Lessia, your brother frick grabbed!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY What is?
xxx: I came to him yesterday, and this nerd with friends decide something on the table and argue vividly. I think the task is somewhat complicated or something, I came... On the table a slice of frozen salt and a sheet of task, in which they with the help of metrics and sopromate cut and divided this salt...
You are Frick!! Live in the community and you will understand!! to

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