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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №74013
 09.12.2012
XXX: I have understood.
Angry Birds is a brutal satire that ridicules Muslim morals.
xxx what we have. Birds, with large eyebrows, lead a sacred war-jihad with unbelieving pigs.
Not only are there birds that undermine themselves and everything around them, but any bird that kills a pig goes to Heaven, which brings the player points.
It turns out that the goal of the game is to get all the birds to paradise and that all the unbelievers are exterminated.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №74012
 09.12.2012
In Africa, a school is considered an elite if children can soak the cloth in it.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №74011
 09.12.2012
How many mice do you give?
He: I can end up, I still have two.
Why do you have two hands?
I am O_O

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №74010
 09.12.2012
You can’t imagine how lonely I’ll be after December 21...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №74009
 09.12.2012
References to Yandex Market:

Disadvantages: Functionality is lower than the box from under the router. After the router showed that over the course of a week itself ceases to work and neither reboot, nor firmware update, nor subtle adjustment fixes this, decided to put a empty box instead, in which the router itself was packed. It became more beautiful, performance did not deteriorate, but did not improve, i.e. I did not notice the differences in the operation of the box and the router, but the box does not require connection to the socket - saving electricity.

Recommendation: I recommend the purchase. You won’t buy such a box anywhere. When buying, the router is better to throw out immediately, and leave the box.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №74008
 09.12.2012
The news:
Russia refuses beef from the United States, where it is called a reaction to the adoption of the "Magnitsky Act"

From the comments:
All right, for refusing to accept Russian animals decided not to allow American animals

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74007
 09.12.2012
With age, the phrase "Dress back on the front" sounds somewhat ambiguous...

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