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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15011
 09.03.2009
I watched in the box some broadcast, where with a smart look it was said that
There is no Nobel Prize in Mathematics, because Nobel’s wife had a sexual relationship.
and mathematics.
He recalled that the Nobel Prizes in pedagogy, architecture, etc.
No, it’s crazy too.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №15010
 09.03.2009
Calling my husband on the phone:
Dear, do you love me?
What about the car? - What about the car?! to
by anekdoton.ru

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №15009
 09.03.2009
Why is the white thread of which new socks are joined together stronger than the thread of which the socks are made?? to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15008
 09.03.2009
23: [ 30 ] added 2009-03-03 06:07
Do you know how wealth is determined in the house?
I was at the comrade on the birthday day. table furshet (sandwiches and salads). on the table from the couch a cat jumps. looked at everything so lazy and jumped back.

Eat it, fuck it!
____________________
Shit it? by Scuco! I found Scuco! Coco has been found!! to
Thank you for such good news for the old people.
Hey, how much time has passed... I was so worried about this cat... :'-)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15007
 09.03.2009
from diary.ru/~36degrees

Believe it or not, searched for examples of the names of different groups on the network. I was just shocked by some. I rewrote them. Yes, these are real names of real groups.

On the back shoulder!
Wedding games
Funny deflation
The pregnant truck
premature ejaculation
VIA "Sify Lis"
The Teachers
Brother of the Bridegroom
The bamboo clock at 11
Reasons for Dysfunction
Egg skills
Fuck me with a calf.
Fucking the sun.
Yuri makes a mining.
Lay the Pickup
Funny spotting
Strings are seen
Arabs knock an elephant in the hood
The monkeys
Two days before the month
The Gave! The Gave! But...
I am on the left above.
Pre-mortem horse bleeding
Animal Violence Against Vasily's Fucks
Transmutation of concrete

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15006
 09.03.2009
zzlok (22:19:44 6/03/2009)
We had a guy who taught German and in college was English...so he’s good morning in English. It was like Hitler’s order to attack the USSR.

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