by Igor Borodulin (21:57)
The cat came to us with a pasha into the blanket inside between the blanket and the blanket and got confused... you know how we wandered when you wake up in the middle of the night with a terrible headache and the blanket runs there.)

Yellow ) (21:57) :
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by Igor Borodulin (21:58)
I thought I had a glue ?

I went to a friend yesterday, he lives in a communal. Standing in a row to the toilet observed this picture: a boy Vasya, 19 years of age, went to the toilet and does not go out, the hell knows how long, his father passes by:
and Vasya!
in :...
O WASSA, O WASSA!
in :...
A: Vasa, what are you doing there?
A: I’m cuddling, daddy...
Father, turning to me: Will you wait a little?

1: What are you doing?
2: I am sick
1 for whom?
2: for laryngitis
Are they the Italians of Shelley?

When preparing for a trip to nature, the team is divided into two groups - the first buys and soaks meat, snacks and drinks, takes care of coal, calculates if there are enough seats in the car, chooses a place, tries not to bring people who don't like each other in the company, calls everyone, assigns the place of collection time, bears the majority of the expenses, the second - tolerantly agrees to share the meal with everyone. And every time, in the first group, why am I the only one, and in the second, the fox, all the others?

He is
I gently laid you on your back and started kissing your body gently down and down.

She
I closed my eyes for pleasure...

He is
I slowly and gently put my fingers into you and gently touch her tongue.

She
I put my hand in your hair and quietly stuck.

He is
I have an exam and I will go back.

xxx: What to do if the laptop from a weak cooler heats the keyboard heavily?? to
Make a wrapper =)

Born to bear! I am looking for a girl in Rostov-on-Don.
I wasn’t bad, I even talked to her. But asked the time, the fool, did not think of anything wiser to do. And she read the boron from her mobile phone and listened to the player, answered and put on the headphones back :( Continue reading, rewrite in the jime and smile.
She is: 20 years old, long-long red hair, all in black, MUSE maika, on a bag of Garfield breaks. went to theater.
Please help me! She will definitely see. My number is 8-909-430 (and the number of people in her contact list, I looked around and remembered, coincided)-52. Kirill
Everyone is in love at first sight :)

[11:32] xxx: women - evil ><
[11:33] yyy: but fucking good is somehow unnatural)

In contact invited to the meeting: Happy Tree Friends Party!

Something gets me sick about it...oh.

Beep_boop: I used to have a criterion that I drink as long as I remember the Schrödinger equation
Beep_boop: It was a failure
Beep_boop: After 5 liters of wine and I don’t remember what beer and vodka
Beep_boop: At the toilet I still remembered Schrödinger’s equation

When all my dreams were fulfilled, I realized how happy I was before.

I have a friend and she has a sister. by Galia. She is of normal growth, and her sister is small. Very very small. That is a dwarf. But they don’t like when they’re called so, but they love when they’re just small.
She is under thirty and she works as a watchmaker. Very good master. And man is not bad.

And they, the little ones, have their own puddle. Intercity of scale. But they are not so many, and they communicate there with each other, write, friends, and go to visit each other.

And here once Gal was invited to a wedding, to friends, like the little ones.
Well, she bought gifts, picked up a suitcase and went.

This is where we took it, of course, and put it on the train. She was also met there. The wedding ended and she was put back on the train. We were ready to meet here. The train arrives at night, transit, costs three minutes.

On the other side of the road, such trouble happened to her.

During the day when she was on the train, her suitcases were thrown up. Then all slept. And at night she wakes up, half an hour before her arrival, and in a crowd of none. Everybody went down.
The suitcase is up there, in the luggage compartment.
What to do?
Wake up the guide.
I dressed up and ran. There is no conductor. The car is sleeping.
He ran back.
In the neighboring house the door is opened.
I watched a man sleeping on the lower shelf.
Let him shake. “The Uncle! The Uncle! Help Christ to remove the suitcase from above!
The man opened his eyes, stared at her and said, “Let me take off my suitcase! Get up on your knees! “Are we all beasts?”
When the man realized that no one stands on his knees before him, he got even more upset.

Shortly, when the train approached, on the perron (low platform) descended a huge, metre under two, a man in cowards, a suitcase in one hand, our Galia's arm. He cautiously dropped her to the ground, threatened us with a finger, and with a chilling sleepy voice said:
Are you crazy to let her go?
and back into the wagon.

The president’s speech that our people won the war, and “not Stalin and not even the military commanders, despite the importance of what they did,” has a hidden subtext. It should be understood that the collapse of the country’s economy is now also the fault of our people, not the president or even the prime minister, despite the importance of what he was doing.

We go with a friend on the sunny side, and next to the shadow of the house.
Zheng, will we go to the shadow?
I: Aztan, I am photosynthesizing

to this:

However, it is difficult to prove that a homosexual can be a real man, and that a natural can be a rare race.

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Freddie Mercury and Dima Bilan.

Volynyanka: Hihi, after the weekend I will tell Andrew how well I spent time in the sauna with Kuzmić and he will be red for a very long time.
If so, then Kuzmić is my friend.
Andrei does not remember this.

It's so terrible - to understand what you're doing HUJINA, but you, fucking, have already suffered...

XXX is shit!
YYY: What is it?
X: Well, we have to start a conversation.

Vasily Ivanovich is! Why didn’t you tie up the Georgian stripes? Soon on May 9?
I can’t do it, Pete. I myself and the Cavaler of 4 degrees, I have a full band, and on the hole or there, the antenna - I can't! This is the Order Tape, Petka.
You do not understand!
Hey Vasily Vanych! Where to laugh?
- And nowhere else, Petka, do not laugh if the Georgian stripes are cut like a straw.

How can you sit at home in this weather?
YYY: How can you be on the street on such an internet?