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[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №29744
 09.05.2010
I saw Basque today.
By the telecast?
xxx: not live, at the distance of the extended hand
YYY: What did you hit him?

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №29743
 09.05.2010
online newspaper days.ru "Lada cars will be collected in England"
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The British themselves are skeptical of the Russian car industry. The publication cites a few jokes about the "Lady", which is ongoing for local drivers.
For example, what does "Lada and the bathroom have in common? You can’t get out of both in a decent place".
Or "How are the brakes called in Lada? by Tinder"
How to name a Lada driver with a fine receipt for excess speed. The Artist"
What is the name of the amortisers in Lada? The passengers"
Did you know that the Lada manual contains 500 pages? Two pages of car information and 498 pages of bus schedules.

[ + 108 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29742
 09.05.2010
K to:
One of my acquaintances believers - definitely an honest, decent man - when he was broken without meat so that he could not work, bought a sausage, sat on the ring in the subway, rode around and chewed the forbidden snail until the body was sick. Formally, all the commandments are observed: on the road you can not observe fasting.
It is...
Chester is unique...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №29741
 09.05.2010
Traditional "to this":

1 is fucking. lived
What are your kids doing now? :)
1: I get an asky puzzles from my mom, for the fact that I get too much in the burn)))
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