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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №20242
 11.09.2009
In fact, the whole secret is the presence of two blankets. Thus e. You can sleep on one bed, the main thing is to give each one a blanket. Of course, the luck and romance of the game "turn in the blanket stronger" disappears, but the dissatisfaction in the end is much less. (Of the Family Experience)
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But there is another romance - to go to each other under the blanket. It seems that the bed is one, and so many rooms for games... And sleeping is sacred - each under his own :)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №20241
 11.09.2009
“Hello, Alexey, in order to communicate directly with you, I will send you his address and scalp to the mail.”

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №20240
 11.09.2009
I always go to work on the same route. And I always thought, humiliating on one of the courtyard shops constantly the people with notes, the students in the CPC.
And yesterday I walked with my own, I see no one on it, and my grit let us sit down, you can jump, we approach the bench and it is written so: You are also wondering why this bench is always crowded?
Well...I thought...my kkk wai fa found)) fucking, as I did not immediately guess

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №20239
 11.09.2009
The chief gathers all the subordinates in his office, sits for a long time, looks at them, and so on, and then says, “I gathered you here... Because you are a puzzle!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №20238
 11.09.2009
I honestly don’t understand why I have to get up so early.
In the morning, only the penis and the sun should wake up.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №20237
 11.09.2009
Graduate of Economic Faq. In the service shop, he always orders two halves of the portion of borst. Asked the poet, the answer:
There is one portion of borst with two portions of cream.
Five years of study were not bad.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №20236
 11.09.2009
I came from the institute, turned on the computer, found a clock record with the sounds of the sea and went to sleep, woke up after half an hour in horror from the scream of cups)))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №20235
 11.09.2009
Title on film.ru: "Megan Fox will play a winged circus attraction".
I think the expression "a winged circus attraction" is very suitable as a censorship synonym for "the unknown fucking shit".

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №20234
 11.09.2009
On the street, a quick step, almost a run, mother and son go. They are rushing to kindergarten or school. Mother on the go, stumbling, asks: "What? What have you done? Repeat, I didn’t hear...", the boy pauses, repairs the hats that came to his eyes, protrudes his chest and proudly, with joy, answers: "I’m in love!"

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №20233
 11.09.2009
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We have done so many couples.
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I sit with the schedule, I cut it off.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №20232
 11.09.2009
What I heard on the radio: Beautiful fifty cent! Large muscles, wide jaw, hands to knees. It is the dream of every unmarried monkey. Respect for you, you’ve shaken your heart. :D

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №20231
 11.09.2009
After the evening news on the 2nd channel "Good night, kids!" show. There are some Bibigon, some Oksana and Phil. Phila and Bibigon travel into space. They ask Oksana: "What do we take with us on a space trip?"
Oksana advises them to take a compass.

Q. How do we live with our children? 0 O...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №20230
 11.09.2009
Timpani2 is crazy!! Advertising: the restaurants of Ipatievo!!!! to

Caliber: F of shame!!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №20229
 11.09.2009
From the news:

The resident of Kazan Sergey Menshikov received from the GIBDD a penalty receipt with photo-video recording data for driving around the settlement at a speed of 277 kilometers per hour. At the same time, the driver was driving a used VAZ-21099, which according to passport data can not develop a speed above 160 kilometers per hour. This was by the "Russian newspaper".

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №20228
 11.09.2009
warrant: it's crazy to be friends with fools, you always seem so clever in their background :)
No, it’s crazy to be friends with the smart and learn a lot for yourself.
That’s why we are friends :)
The cake: Cage!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №20227
 11.09.2009
The Foreign Forum:
Previously, the Baltics were the face of the Soviet Union, now it is the ass of Europe.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №20226
 11.09.2009
QuickDim: Better to be an unrecognized genius than an acknowledged idiot.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №20225
 11.09.2009
My husband in the store:
Do not forget to buy condoms.
M: Fuck... 80r in 3 times.
I wonder if someone gives you cheaper?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №20224
 11.09.2009
You are bored!
How boring am I? I am the most joking at the department.
Do you work at the cemetery?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №20223
 11.09.2009
In his blog, Zhirinovsky raised the topic of the new norms of the Russian language. One of the comments:

Changes in Russian language:
in Putin’s office.
Vladimir Vladimirovich, Fursenko has come to you.

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