Anko
I know how to make two types of pizza.

Anko
"square" and "square"

After none with Moldova, many fans are interested in the question: can the Russian football team get to the 2018 World Cup?

XXX: My mom told a story from my childhood, I mean in my childhood I was very hard, up to 11 years old, and when there was a kindergarten there was a quiet horror. There was a morning in the kindergarten, all the children are teaching verses, and I am teaching, I do not tell my mother, the teacher said a surprise for parents. Well, in the morning, it is my turn, I get up with all this coloring, with a huge red band on my head, in clothes imported from abroad from relatives, I open my mouth and I give "Kha khichit vohon khaja, kachaul, ghabez phopaj.
All the words in this verse were with the scratched letter “R”... people laughed, cried... and knocked very loudly at the end.
In the end, it turned out that my teacher hated my mother, and here... played out... And I got rid of the fear of the scene and forever worn out in my memory a lovely poem :)

My beloved neighbor has been drilling for a few years. As it turned out later, the neighbor painted a painting on the wall with a perforator.

Prove that you are not a camel!
yyy: Buttons, legs and tail - here are my papers!

xxx: I am sure that even in the zombie apocalypse, there will be a bunch of idiots who will defend the rights of the "alternative living".

I realized from my life experience that the first sex after coming from the army is a million times more cool than the first sex in life!!! to

Nazgul:...I know why toys in the kidder are easier and easier!
Korotkovat: Tell us this mystery, O Great
Total decrease in ICQ!

A friend complains that she can’t choose a decent refrigerator:
Most refrigerators have failed the main test - they do not get a pot with borsch. A lot of small shelves put a piece of raw material, no more. At the same time, they have a freezer with one giant drawing box, the bodies can be hidden. Well, what a diet: from cheese and bodies. Absolutely unbalanced..."

xxx: what is interesting in the coupe of a train can be done with a non-sexy girl?
zzz: Play with her in dress cards

But in Korolev all the royal - royal water, royal sausage, royal lift service.

In Russian, the teacher told me that he once saw in the store "golotary" bread. Laughed, advised sellers more this "canalization" bread not to order)

<Nastusha> and I will find a guy who has already grabbed his ass under his palm and could provide it to me

[PEER]Dyxa> Nastusha: I have a heater and a palm.

Do you know what a fox sounds like?
yyy: What, really such a difficult question? )))
Lisa is laughing. She is a dog, at all.
zzz: pf the fox. What sound does a giraffe make?
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Despite its well-developed larynx and herd lifestyle, the giraffe is limited to whitening and whitening.

Recently was in Portugal, the city of Porto, there all the port wine is made. Naturally, the first day tried all the more and without a difference. At night, I appreciated the fact that in the toilet of the hotel, the toilet is carefully opposite the dishwasher so that sitting on the first you can rely on it. Ichthyandra called twice overnight. Thank you to the architects of the hotel.
P.S Be careful with this wonderful drink.

If a girl is with you,
And then with Andrew,
And in the morning with Mustafa,
She is just a prostitute.

You can do it once,
When it is very hard,
But don’t shrink at her, son.
Without a condom.

Once you entered this,
Remember, my son Sam:
The safest sex.
Sex on the phone.

Advice from a girl:

Give advice to the girl.
I have been living with my boyfriend for more than 4 years together, but sex is very rare lately. I am to him and so, and edak - and underwear, and hints, and hands help. He stands up, but the guy does not show any activity and nothing actually happens. And the job he does not seem to be coupled to get tired specifically, and I am slim-beautiful-smart, but sex is categorically lacking. What to do, what is the reason?

You will do nothing to him. I am tired and my head hurts, so many husbands are alive, not only wives. The difference in temperament is called. My cousin lives like that, suffers, complains under the cognac. Look for another, or you will suffer all your life, or you will walk.

Yacuken: I’m trying to study the C-plus. But no matter which textbook I took, no matter which article I opened, I am lost. First all well. But it comes to indicators, indicators, references, etc. At that moment it begins. Everything is mixed into a bowl of stars, ampersand, breastfeeding and other things.

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I propose that all deputies should receive a salary equal to the average salary in the district from which they were boiled.

Everyone is probably clear that in any medical institution the most interesting and incredible stories are told in the department of urology and gynecology. Here is one of those stories.
One woman had a break during childbirth, well, you know where. And here, therefore, the doctor is she is the sewing... And the patient is under local anesthesia, does not feel anything that is done with her... And the doctor is sewing, sewing, thinking about something...
How, doctor, did you get stuck? Now break back!
Thinking about it, he swallowed the patient!