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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №150667
 16.07.2018
Peter on Friday night. A young couple walks around the center. The husband (he is, as it is easy to guess, the storyteller) usually thinks about everything at once and nothing specifically, the wife practically looks at the passers and after the process announces: "Let's come home, we will shave your beard." The husband, without much surprise, said, “Why is this more?” Wife: “Now all the youths have beards. You have become like a little boy.”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №150666
 16.07.2018
Unfortunately, the lack of hearing and voice nature often compensates for the irresistible urge to sing.

[ + 37 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №150665
 16.07.2018
I am a working pensioner. With a bad salary. In the PFR I list 24 trillion per month. I have a pension of 23 tr. That is to say, I keep myself and give another 1 tr to the government for ice cream. In return, the government decided to recalculate my pension. The maximum that shines on me is 3 points for 81 rubles. I don’t know if it’s a generous gift from liberal lawyers driving the economy. It is necessary to think about it - to punish those who work with rubles, rather than sitting on the neck of the budget. Are these people who run the economy not mutants by chance?? to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №150664
 16.07.2018
"The Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev at a meeting held on 13.07.2018 said: "Along with the pension reform, the period of pregnancy should be reduced from 9 to 5 months. But not immediately, but gradually, one month a year. The “New Newspaper”

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №150663
 16.07.2018
My sister and friends arranged a tea drink and I unwittingly listened to their conversation. One lady shared her sadness: "When I was fifteen, my mom and I bought me a little bit different in size, my mom told me to grow up. Well, I threw him on the shelf, thinking of next year. I forgot about him. Today I am 31 and yesterday I excavated this leaflet, I measured it, and it is still ugly to grow(((

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №150662
 16.07.2018
I remembered.

I was sent to my aunt to give the key to the apartment, my mother strictly said. “Don’t lose your key.” I took the key and went. I go and think, “I’m not going to lose it,” and I think, “I need to practice finding the key to find it quickly.” I look at him from all sides, and with all my strength I throw him forward, closing my eyes.

And you know what? Yes to! I lost him.

I searched for that key for several hours. What was my relief when, all dirty, crying, I noticed the flash of the key. I ran to him like a naked man, grabbed him and went. With the confidence that I’t lose him.

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