In the south-east of London, a Russian student crashed to death, falling from the balcony during sex

Fucked...

In Muslim countries, Darth Vader is believed to be a woman. O_O

We need to rebuild the base.
What to rebuild it from?
From the ashes...

Employee: I now have everything out of the outlet (
I: outlook is a program to work with mail, mail is mail (as an option - mayl.ru)
Again, what is happening?
Employee: Well, in the mail where you increased my size, the letters never come and go. and in a simplified mail opened, it all rolled out of normal mail)
I: Simplified mail - do you mean web mail interface?
Well yes, Miley
What type of normal mail?! to
Working with Outlook, Normal
I: look at
Your mailbox on the server is an elephant in the zoo.
Employee and))
I: You can look at an elephant while you are next to him, you can be in the binoculars, you can be on the TV.
Employee : Yes
I: next to it is if you are on a server with a box (you don’t have such a possibility, it’s an admin of the mail server), the binoculars are the web interface of the mail, on the TV it’s outlook.
Employee: an elephant one, yes
I : Yes. These are different tools for working with the same entity. So the words you wrote above cause a cognitive dissonance in me :)
Employee: understandably, the TV does not work at all while I look at the binoculars))
I: Voyeur

Reading in the shopping list: Calgon, Baralgin, Voltaren, Faringol
I caught myself on the fact that I pulled the engagement ring on my finger.

Coaches, players change - and the Russian national team does not lose its game!

I walk in the courtyard. A girl is ahead. And so whispered the pope... Just all overwhelmed, the good is something. And imagine, she turns (seems to look at the driver's reaction), and behind the wheel - a aunt (i.e. I am. What a disappointment in her eyes! and 😉

From the Hearing:
Do you want to eat?
Well, I’m already crawling.

Mikefender: Did you notice that the Uzbek people look at parked bikes exactly like the Gypsies on horses?

From the dark spaces:
Closing the door to my world. Behind that door live butterflies.
Are they delicious?
zzz: The question from the spectators, who of them lives in the community?

<pushkin> from what can the clitoris hide
<black> thief fucking cooler

Explain why, well, why owners of expensive cars think that they are not only immortal, but also untouchable?

In Moscow, Lamborghini for 12 million rubles carried out the showcase of Tsuma.

He rushed away from the scene of the accident.

I want a plan and that’s all.I have a new idea!
Is it new? 0 0 0
Oh well the new! Very new, only reinforced.

Thoughts of a passenger in a taxi: What a terrible smell hangs on the driver, even if the nose is stuck.
Thoughts of taxi drivers: As these passengers smell, it would be necessary to hang the refresher more powerful.

Galatea23: I was told here how I was seen in a dream.
Galatea23: This is a very romantic story
Galatea23: I was eaten by orcs

The pregnant! Get rid of women’s forums!

The Habr.
AndersonDunai: Dangerous Dave, Brothers Pilots, Color Lines... Seriously hit for the live. I played on a black and white laptop.
Sparhawk: In Color Lines?

Finite La Comédie.
Flash: in the document instead of "agronome" wrote "agronome"
Flash: it's time to tie up with online toys, mother them :)

Today I passed the electricity exam. We are all on the nerves in the corridor. To calm down, I talked about yesterday’s game. Eventually, the preacher looked and demanded to shut up.
It was my turn to give up. I went in, prepared. I report. Two things are OK, and the third is OK. A rating between four and five. In general, the prede takes the count and puts four. I begin to whisper: "Mole, another question, and I went to all the lectures, please".
And the preacher suddenly looks at me so disgustedly and answers: "You, Semenov, at the beginning of the lesson, learn, and then call the lesson foolish." % of (