What is Masochism?
YYY: Well, imagine a 20-year-old guy walking around the city with a huge tunnel in his ear, a bunch of rings in his nose, a black-black shirt with the bloody inscription "DEATH", behind the back of an electric guitar, on his legs, on his head the lengthy patls with which he shakes at this moment...
yyy: and in the headphones Alexander Rybak - Fairytale... True masochism...

With the appearance of ten ruble coins, the value of copies has increased by 2 times!

The case was like this: summer 2010,the city of Urzuf (the Sea of Azov), 11 o'clock in the day,the beach.The beach has a beach radio and anyone can order something.Well, and here's the message of such a plan: "A guy from Alchevsk sends a greeting to Natalia Ivanovna, who left yesterday evening with Spiderman and Ninja Turtle and has not yet returned.You can't rush back!"The ordered song was simply "control in the head"for holidaymakers: Nancy - And we've eaten another...

I want to work as a sysadmin.
Did you work at Unicef?
No, but where is it?

I listen to TV from the ear here. They broadcast advertising of all kinds of mobile services, such as ringtones and other lotions. And here is the phrase: "Now to meet and communicate, you do not need the internet at home or at work..." I wanted to immediately shout: "So what do you say?and "

Qqq: I’m not mocking, I’ve long been tired of proving that I’m not a camel. Yes, I am a camel, I was born a camel and I will die a camel. What other claims do I have?

XHHH: They say a new Lada will be kicked out soon
XHH: Release
WOW: No, you were right, the ladies are just popping up, unfortunately.

dinavl (12:51:52 21/08/2010)
When I worked in the solarium, we also had a cream with a rugged name)))

dinavl (12:52:03 21/08/2010)
Who New

Godi (12:52:10 21/08/2010)
HYYU

dinavl (12:52:14 21/08/2010)
How to Advice Your Customers

dinavl (12:52:20 21/08/2010)
Hahah try it.

dinavl (12:52:28 21/08/2010)
It is a really good cream.)

Girl (D) and Boy (P)
Q: What is a server?? to
Q: There is one mega-powerful computer that stores all the information on a particular site or enterprise and to which many secondary computers are connected.
Type of uterus?

Do you know how to remove black from the lungs?
YYY : Who?
XXX is fucking. When you smoke. The lungs are black. You don't know how to remove this black.
YYY: No, it will go by itself if you don’t smoke. Why to you?
xxx for a friend. Not to notice that he smokes.
Do you often look at your lungs?

What a bad thing to sleep under a blanket, not under a fan!

<Deposit> as I think, when connecting inets you need to bring two references to the provider. One from the psychiatrist, the other about the end of the computer. courses

“The phrase ‘happiness should be within corporate standards’ I’ll probably remember. and :)

I hear the neighbors in the morning. A husband wakes his wife. In response to:
Wait another five minutes.
Yes please! You, most importantly, don’t confuse "five more minutes" and "black shit, you’re late again".

avtoria: the 21st century, the internet after the accident turned on earlier than water)))

All professions have their secrets... I sit in a taxi, play something like a love radio, over 100 meters the driver overturned and he convulsively switched to the radio Shanson, all the rest of the way looked at me, did I miss something))))

x: I read the task in a crossword: the long friend of Maugli (3 letters) mmm...
It was fucking fucking, right?
A: I don’t even know...

<Ksyusha> Sash, make me an egg.
<Sasha> Can you do it yourself?
<Ksyusha> Well please!
<Sasha> Okay, do you need tomatoes, cheese?
<Ksyusha> No, an ordinary egg from ordinary human eggs!
Fuck, now I understand why she asked me for TT

CCR-60: A neighbor (over 40 years old) has run away. It says "I have viruses on my computer! They broke my keyboard! I cannot enter the internet address. I press and nothing happens. I (somewhere there) called, they said that this is a virus, they need to bring a computer to them, but it is very expensive, they say antivirus new need to buy. I didn’t believe the virus, but I went to see. The keyboard was wireless and there were batteries in it. I removed the batteries from the TV, it all worked. He is immediately in contact. Not even conducted...

xxx: Our administrator says that he needs to raise his salary, or that some idiots work in the accounting office.
Q: Is your admin talking?
XXX is yes. Try yours as well.
yyy: The instructions, which were attached to the recommendation from the past workplace, say nothing about it.
xx: This is an undocumented opportunity or bug.
YYY: Then it’s more fitch.
xxx: Judging by the nonsense that our admin carries, it is rather a bug.