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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104597
 25.10.2014
XXX: Did you see the last battle of Povetkin?? to
YYY: Moments
I wonder how many beats I would have endured before I died.
YYY: one
YYY: there is the same pizza with what force they beat.
XXX: I bet that when I put my hand in, it’s a heart attack, and that’s all.
YYY :D

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104596
 25.10.2014
I bet he’s not a ‘high-primitive alpha male’ but an elementary fool.
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It is the same thing. The word "mudaq" comes from the forgotten native word "mudaq" ("egg"), and means precisely the one whose decision-making center is between his legs, and this is "the highly primitive alpha male".

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104595
 25.10.2014
A friend on FB wrote:
Yesterday found an open network, with RXQ (signal quality) up to 100.
I immediately thought it was this! The high speed internet!
I connected, but the internet didn’t smell there, it smelled something else.
It turned out to be a powerful, industrial antenna of the local fucker.
Several times a day reports to the center about the level of shit in the tank. There is no internet there, one shit.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104594
 25.10.2014
I, because of the circumstances, saw a lot of fun names: there were Tarzan with the Dartanians, and Janseriki, but the guy by the name of Shmarovoz - out of competition, you made my day! Good luck to you!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104593
 25.10.2014
The Name:

My birthday, fuck you. First came congratulatory SMS from the banks to which they owe loans:).

Health, strong wishes and long years of life? It is important to them like no one else.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104592
 25.10.2014
here here :

XXX: Is there a desire to cheat?
The child, my, accidentally slipped the rope from
Loaded on the window, loosened...
I can't understand what's going on, the charge is turned off, I slipped myself,
The bitterness is terrible, the sting is licked again, the ugliness... what is the insulation made of?! to
I have saved everything...
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On the contrary, we invested in protecting cats, dogs and children.
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Hundreds, if not thousands, of dwarves went to lick the ropes. Whoever is not upset is upset.)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104591
 25.10.2014
This is:
Do you know what the “Israeli peelmen” are?
and no.
This is when the filling is also the test.
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Not Israeli, but Ukrainian, which is characteristic! And they are called "clothes", "clothes".

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104590
 25.10.2014
It was cold, and she warned her daughter to dress warmer. I read the answers tonight.
I dressed warm! If I freeze, I’m at the North Pole.
Send an expedition.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104589
 25.10.2014
From the reviews of the expensive air purifier

"In the first day of work really a feeling of "forest air". When the window is opened or when you actively shake the blanket, the dust indicator turns on and the speed of the fan increases. Aggressively reacts even to minor gas discharges of a person (if the "gaze" even quietly under the blanket at the other end of the room, still catches)"(c)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104588
 25.10.2014
by Marsik:
This is always the case: you go from the wagon to the escalator in the footsteps of the Most Beautiful Popka, you stick closer to get up right behind it and enjoy the view on the climb.
And where do you, damn, suddenly find three grandmothers with chariots and a buoy man?! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104587
 25.10.2014
The internet is a great thing!
Previous: I bought a car. There he registered on those numbers on which she stood and came home (Mountain Altai). When buying everything as always - "not beaten, not painted".
History: Recently a collection of accidents came to mind, in which my car (number is the same) is collected in the right barrel " in meat". I went out into the courtyard to look up in the hope that it was a glucose... In the heat the paint broke on the front door... At least I know what to say now ((

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104586
 25.10.2014
xxx: Well, fric is not fric, but five years ago on the sidewalk on Lenin's street, in the area of the club Giant walked a man whom I referred to as a "dissident." In winter I didn’t see him, and in summer and autumn he was always dressed in a suit, a light shirt and a narrow stylish tie-sleeve. On the nose round glasses in a methyl cover. In a loaded pocket. If you do not know his weirdnesses - a spilled professor.
He walked, putting his hands behind his back and turned around his axis exactly every four steps. He looked at him if there was any surveillance. And one day, when he was overtaken by a young woman, he took a few cautious steps toward me, looking dangerously at the sides, covered his mouth with his hand and whispered frighteningly and mysteriously: "This woman has a... yes!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104585
 25.10.2014
To this: in every decent long-running series there is a series-multi-film, a series-hallucination and a series with songs.

and----
You forgot to add about the black and white series and the series back in the past.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104584
 25.10.2014
Wife: You don’t love me
I: Is it a question or an assertion?
Wife: It is a ride!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104583
 25.10.2014
The idyllic humor.

> while(1) free(rand());
The most, fucking, masterfully realized garbage collector I’ve ever seen!!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104582
 25.10.2014
Lord Orange: I would say so. Would girls know how kind, tender, all-forgiving, responsive, attentive, caring, generous, generous and loving men can be towards themselves.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №104581
 25.10.2014
On one Pindo website news that Novosibirsk scientists are preparing to test a vaccine against AIDS. The first comment:
70% vodka, 30% modified virus, 46% bear blood.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №104580
 25.10.2014
>>> 60 years ago

60 years ago. Momoi Momoi Glaglas.


[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №104579
 25.10.2014
Those who want to talk about members, vagina, marriage and children. Feet in hand and march from here!

[ + 19 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104578
 25.10.2014
You are growing all the mold in the banks.
XXX: I went on.
xxx: I have a folder where I store all the scripts I’ve written, but I don’t understand the principle of operation.
And one day, Skynet will grow up.

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