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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №35104
 26.08.2010
I want you instead of Mr. Insert a sign with your name on the car. Is it possible? If so, how it is arranged.

Answer: Yes is possible. Administrative penalty according to Art. 12.2 part 2 in the amount of 5000 rubles, or deprivation of the right of management for a period of 1 to 3 months :)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №35103
 26.08.2010
The Ugly Beast
I don’t want anything but my brain.

Trickster
I want your brain, too. My... penetrates into it by moving the hemisphere. It is about gray matter. Going to Thalamus.

You will soon have thoughts.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №35102
 26.08.2010
Sill: Go go naked
Sergi: Oh what?? to
Sill: Oh, Sory, the keyboard was cleaned, it was written by itself.( by
Sergi: It happens


[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35101
 26.08.2010
(from a conversation with a friend)
Yes, I’m ready to live with him...but I’m not ready to put a joint photo on the avatar.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35100
 26.08.2010
xxx (01:16:01 26/08/2010)
Don’t forget my working week.

xxx (01:16:07 26/08/2010)
Eight in the morning as a sting.

yyy (01:16:31 26/08/2010)
8 in the morning is no problem. :D

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35099
 26.08.2010
Who do you think is easier to talk to with a male or a female face?

MMM: Well, first of all, I want to note that it’s quite correct – it’s easier to talk to the face. With other parts of the body, the conversation is somewhat worse... They are less communicative.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №35098
 26.08.2010
xxx: yesterday wanted to buy a poster "Happy Birthday"
I went to the kiosk and asked if there were any of them.
I said it was, but in English.
XXX: I ask what is written there? You are here: Home"Happy End"

[ + 65 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35097
 26.08.2010
Fuck, all people, like people, and I... my wife sent me today to school to collect - bags, bags, booklets. We walked with him and at the end we bought two PSPs. I am afraid to go home.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35096
 26.08.2010
All normal people have an hour of night and an hour of day, and I have an hour of evening and an hour of morning.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №35095
 26.08.2010
Client: Cory, was in an accident, the girl was leaving the courtyard and...
I: Is she beautiful?
Customer: Yes, my wings, the bumper and the lighthouse were more beautiful :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35094
 26.08.2010
<Maestro> We have honey. The Department. There are two people there: Kurilov and Shalavin.
Developing standards of healthy lifestyle of employees :-D

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №35093
 26.08.2010
Let’s sit down, Rihanna.
Phone calls
Takes the telephone by the hiring carrier (they should have called him).
speaks
Oh well?? to
Yes we sell.
Not available, so it can only be ordered.
Oriented to September.
These are the deadlines.
Do not say! Why do you need an insulator? Let us take you the piano to the fifth floor... and back!

The result: a rental carrier (left carrier) sold 3 fours of insulation on order! I feel worthless. And the managers probably already wrote a statement!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35092
 26.08.2010
I came home for the holidays and broke my head every night, how to lay the blanket properly. I was always uncomfortable and so I kept turning it so until my mom once said it was square. t t t t

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №35091
 26.08.2010
Bentley is a car that is bought on mortgage, not just on loan.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35090
 26.08.2010
sms: On the evening, a well-provided floated, we have a zone in the sea enclosed and special beds float in the distance, well, type in them you catch up and sunbath, well, and here after well taking the beer on the pit under the sun, swim back forces a little left, I think the dive will be easier, I dive, my eyes filled with saltwater, I thirsty the air, I tear off my eyes and see....

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35089
 26.08.2010
xxx : now, after graduating from the construction university, I can literally collect the stadiums)))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35088
 26.08.2010
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I heard a monologue on the beach:" son, dress Panama, you should not walk barefoot on the sand"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №35087
 26.08.2010
XXX is great.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I need you.
XXX: How are you living?
XXX Why?
YYY: I ask myself this question...

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №35086
 26.08.2010
From Twitter:
Yrasunrise: Why Medvedev does not attach a photo in the
and Twitter? He has a new iPhone! I would post pictures of "I am with Bono" or "I am on the beach" or "Vova drinks beer"))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №35085
 26.08.2010
Daddy (23:36:32 25/08/2010)
We haven’t seen you for a long time.

Damn (23:38:11 25/08/2010)
I had a little romance about six months ago.

Tanya (23:46:19 25/08/2010)
Do you listen to me at all?( by

[Regen]t (23:46:49 25/08/2010)
I don’t envy Roman, growth is not important.

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