I will take the dog and call it Theft. You are standing in the store, and loudly like this: Theft, lie!!! And the dog lies and the whole shop with her.

From the discussion of the news about the manufacture of artificial meat from shit...
xxx: And from what, in your opinion, is the sausage made "Doctor" at the price of 60 rubles per kilogram or sausages for 70?
yyy: Orc meat, because such prices are only in Magic Country.

Calls his son (17 years old), and Edak is sober:
I won’t go home today.
and yes? Who will you stay overnight with?
silently, as if they pressed the telephone with the palm: "How do you call?", and then boldly like this:
With Katie.

Is it like the child grew up, or should it be better educated?

Jah: and I got a vinyl recording of the criminal chapter today.)
The-Rescuer: wowah))) as a crouto! What to look at?)
On the wall...

Why is your right testicle bigger than your left?
M: You see, my left hemisphere of the brain is dominant.
for the development of the right side of the body, so...
You’d rather have the middle hemisphere dominated.

Yesterday in the hotel was a laughing panorama.. changed four rooms with a complaint about a terrible transformator ball... it turned out electric shave in the backpack included:))

without a joke. My own border. The passport is valid until 21 December 2012.

As once in time.

Girl at sea in Spain - Boy in Siberia
Dasha
He only cares about us, so we need to thank him.
Antony
I would like to say thank you "elslivcho"
) ) )
Dasha
How long have you been so jealous?
Antony
I am uneven. But if it is yes
Dasha
Everyone says vale. The meaning of "good"
Antony
Mi muchacho romperá a ti la cabeza. Aquí en España
Antony
Remember the phrase.
This is from the talk book, means "I am married"

XXX: We sit in the house and drink tea.
I went to put the tea, as usual.
I come with him, I see, the light in the cup of boiling, well, I was her first and splashed the boiling water.
She stands up, with such a sad-trist look, pouring tea into the bushes and leaves.
HHH: Everything is crazy, I don’t know what’s going on.
Ladies and gentlemen, what happened?
Oh yeah, you’re the third one in a day that’s filling her in a boiling pot.
XH: O_O

From the female community:
If the condom broke, should I have heard or felt something?
YYY: What is a greeting?
xxx: Well MB some sharp sound or cotton
ZZZ: The blast of explosion.

My mother and I went to the shopping center. Mom, showing on a cute boy consultant:
This is my friend, Dima, I bought a phone from him.
I am :
Nothing like smoke. Really a bit high...
Mom, completely unwavering and not changing in the face, kills me all the romance:
A little bit married.

:D

Avadaro: I would not glue a crack in his place, but did a graffiti on the wall – like a space-time break in the wall opened and the rear climbed the Aztec satan. The plus of this solution is that the crack will grow over time, and the graffiti from this will only become more realistic...
Avadaro: And he will hear aesthetic and sophisticated Gothic original ;)
Avadaro: And to the questions – "what is this shit on the wall?" will answer – "it’s not shit – it’s performance...".

Did you watch Titanic?
WOW: well
There is a scene where DiCaprio and the girl stand on the deck, he hugs her from behind, her hands are spread to the side, sunset, beautiful so... romantic
WOW: well
The song still sounds beautiful. Celine Dion is singing. What is this song about?
I don't know English (or I don't know English)
WOW: translates about "we and you spent two weeks on the yacht, and all this time baby you chew cocktails"
Tagged: foolish

From Contact:
One day Linus Torvalds, even before he created the Linux operating system, was bitten by a penguin in the zoo. This became one of the reasons for choosing the Linux talisman - the Penguin Taks.
<YYY> and the guys from Microsoft before creating Windows jumped into the windows? Or after that? 😉

The game is played on English servers.

and Hi!
and Hi!
How are you?
and good. What do you?
and fine! Will my boyfriend?
Oh about what?

Books by Allen Carr:

Tatiana: I listened to the audio book about "loss weight". Weight did not help, but I quit smoking for some reason.

During the heat, the window is opened. And now, when I hear the sound of the brakes from the street, and I do not hear the sound of the bell, I feel a little deceived.

What does the Russian man destroy? Drinks, vodka and water. But here they have in Japan like everything beautiful: geisha, saké, harakiri...
yyy:...and in France even more beautiful: beauties, cups, happy cliffs)))))

Petrov for six months smashed the plate with a break, and then partly brought the wreaths. However, Petrov still continued to smash the plate with a break, in order to confirm the title of the harsh soldier of the old hardening, and on the civic talk about the fact that the current generation has completely relaxed and has long been no longer rich.

@Inattendue Maristry
Aunt stated that the cleaning in my performance looks like a goblin translation of the film (