We went for mushrooms, broke up in the woods and cried to each other:
Q: Is there a ginkgo?
White and heavy.
HH: And what about you?
I fuck it all on the web!!...

From the forum:
At Bela, my wife tried to talk to the deaf in the sign language (she had previously taught in the school for the deaf).
Crendell Nichera naturally did not understand. Well, she says to me, "Give him in the ear, he is not a deaf-deaf.

Crendell whispered, and his wife joyfully said, “Man, you owe us money for a miraculous healing.”
Here he broke and escaped. He shared the joy of healing with fellow disabled people.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
YYY: What is it?
He recently broke my leg.
YYY: Well...
He sits, carousel in the plaster and constantly asks him to help, there to bring something, the phone to transmit, etc. So, we started our lunch, all dropped off, I wore such headphones, I sit a ballad. And the director started calling me and can't scream, he threw a cap from the pen into me - he didn't fly, he threw the pen itself - he didn't hit. and then took the mill and threw...healthy stepler...and got...in the head
YYYYYYYYYY
xxxh: I hold my headphones and hear from the director’s office a wild scream "HEDSHOT"

I was with a friend at a wedding. A grandmother with two identical (!) White pigeons in their hands.

I: Grandmother, and let the pigeons go out?
B: One 500 r. the other 300 r.
I: How are they different?
B: How about what? One more expensive, the other cheaper.

After these words, I immediately realized that the wedding was successful! xd

She: Blyyn, went the first day to the institute and already so unwilling to go tomorrow :`(
he: well you are straight "I don’t want to study, but I want to get married"))
She: This is great. I’ve been waiting so long for you to decide this, dear. I went to the hairdresser then. *IN_LOVE*
is offline
It is O_O
He is...

I work in a contact center of a large cellular operator. Today, a subscriber appealed who needed to clarify the code word. He replied – I forgot. See - the code word by number really "forgot". and genius.

When will the Russian diaspora finally be established in Moscow?? to

Throw someone audionarkotics "I slept out" and "I want to learn"

allvp: I was struck by Windows 7: I clicked the search for drivers on the internet, and she found... fuck

to this:
I want him to first massage my whole body and then do it all by himself, whistling out of passion and burning out of desire, and not having to move at all. And then he would embrace and say, "I have had no one better than you," and smote his head until I fall asleep.
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Diagnosis is breathtaking.

Mope (22:36:52 3/09/2009)
Remember in 5 minutes about the cough.

Mope (22:51:00 3/09/2009)
With you a pot.

Strangely, in this tincture of 60 degrees, and the effect of absolutely no - broke out with sincere surprise a friend, even 5 minutes ago, running, scaring guests, through the apartment from the evil appearance with vegetables in the hands, trying to catch us housewife, so that there was something to eat tomorrow...

by KMP
C 16 years old (as soon as he entered the institute) fiercely in love with a group. In four years without reciprocity, I learned to live with this, and in the summer I met a girl - a beautiful, smart, independent, talented, and, in addition, crumbled on the whole head (like me). A female friend.
Suddenly my love announced, I offered to meet. It turned out that in the last six months she broke up with a guy, became much smarter, grew up as a person, realized what she wanted. They spoke almost all night, then came to me, then there was sex.
I don’t understand anything now, except that you have to make a decision, make a choice. There is simply no right choice.
Shoot me please.

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Here let you shoot, your fellow girlfriend is using you stupidly, if you stay with her to what you go and lean, she will throw you away after a while, again will motivate you as with her past guy that "grown up as a person" and so on (even that she used sex as a weapon to humiliate you indicatively), and you will be killed that girl who understands you and so on you lost, but decide yourself what you need but my advice and those who will stay with the girl you met recently.

From Google Questions Answer:
A: The hamster has baldness and a red neck. What is the reason? What to treat?
A: Does it wrap up?

C project Answers@mail
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There is a saying that before going out to the sea you need to eat half a kilo of red tomatoes.
YYYY :
It is better to eat something red. Red spots look beautiful on board and entertain other passengers

and Miss:
I drove to the center today. I stood up at the door with a wonderful guy. Black leather coat, white, eyes in lenses, hair slipped back. In the headphones on the floor of the car plays Natalia Oreiro. In the middle of the race, he starts talking. with myself. I caught the phrase “Zidan, another bite, and you’re a han.” and then I pulled out a healthy seafood from my inner pocket, shake it impressively and shake it back.

At the Minsk station he saw a bomb in a box from under the Horizon TV, with the advertising slogan "All for life!". What a socially-oriented state, however!

euphoria: put in sockets with protection from children, so that for the little one not to be afraid. after an hour, my husband was fucking electric because he was curious to find out how they work and he drove 2 spikes into the outlet (

I hate piercing. I go to work by the school... Those three young boobs go and all fucking in the piercing... If you are a wicked man, then you at least uranium break in your ass - you will not become more beautiful than this, and if nothing-so, then uranium break in your ass - only spoils the picture...
c) The gyroscope

A four-year-old son approached and asked, “Mom, can I marry you?”
I calmly answer "No, dear, I’m married to my dad"
To which he, even more calmly, says: “Nothing terrible, daddy marries another aunt and leaves with a mysterious smile.
Oracle is fucking.