Japanese creation that cannot be broken

G-SHOCK is a clock with an incredibly stable shape and a sturdy design that can withstand falls from height to height.

10 meters, repeated hammer strikes and other external influences.

What is included in the supply package?
Metal packaging with soft filling

The hammer worried, rushed - little space in an improvised pit, where to lay seeds, the cheeks are broken. I covered the cage with a stick, looked at it through the web, attached to the cage. I do not fit. Go ahead, architects!! to
With these legs, with his fingers, he takes the seed by two, taps, puts next to the wall. The second too. I don't know what - saliva or shit, lubricates, puts on top. In general, it makes a wall, perpendicular to the cell. Up to the top!! On a half-hammer built, sat down, rested. I couldn’t stand it, I was still sick. He breathed, and again. Of course, he will destroy himself, but God, the mind!!! I love the puppy.

I do not understand:

In our city, such a "home club" beat her husband's mistress, hugged her naked with a kitchen knife and took her naked out on the street - for a walk.

received only three months.
But what an excitement!!!! to

In the meantime, the man fled shamefully from the place of battle.
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And the poor innocently seduced man she then tossed with a borsch and calmed with cocklets. Thief, what a ugliness! Babies, what kind of... you "marry" for unworded calves, which "anyone can take"? Cattle slaughter is a deadly sin.

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Is this the fault of your husband/wife’s lover? Meet, communicate, invite to bed, sometimes even not knowing that he/she is married or has another partner. No, though, the furia breaks, washes the man who came from the side, then leaves his, gently smoothing his head. And Brad too. Damn not to go to the left. What is the fault of the tempter?

It is not the end :)
For example, I would like the phrase “Moscow and the Regions” on TV and radio to sound like “Moscow and the Other Regions”. It would seem a little. But to do so, we have to change everything.

They dug here under the garage and found interesting bones at a depth of 2.5 meters in clay. They don’t look like a cow or a horse. Throw them out or what? As far as the box is collected. We dig further and slowly (as we can!!!) We collect more. People, who knows how to do it?
Do you think of dinosaurs?
An Indian cemetery... or the office of a french
Heads of horses came after requests from the ZUP.
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Are you not accidentally crawling cattle? Do you not fear epidemics - Siberian ulcers, for example?

Comments on Working in Morga:
XXX:...and the skin stretches on the face
YYY: Is it made for convenience or for the light to shine in his eyes?
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The xxx:
Which group of Russians need to go out???? to
YYYY :
The younger, the corrective)))

Yesterday in the club met the girl, danced, talked all as needed, spent home, invited to myself, got a champagne she decided to turn on the music, launched the computer he was hanging on the start. Repaired the computer and went home. This is a diagnosis!!! to

There is a very tangible rain all night. Two men of decent appearance come out from the entrance. One of them holds a cage with a hammer. He is interested in me:

It’s raining, so what?

and ah.

No fuck to fuck! - And immediately with such a polite voice to the second - Sergey Viktorovich, more cautious.

The smell of something familiar to the pain.
HHH: Yes of course! It smells of condoms.
Where did that smell come from?! I live on the eighth floor.
My mom brought the strawberries.
I am a fucking (

He lies and does not red. And where are you in the regions people on foreign mark rides, travel abroad and generally, do not blow in the mouth? The bandits? MB of Moscow? You’re just a lazy, low-skilled coward, there’s no other explanation. It is not so expensive in Moscow, but you have to pay everywhere! If you want to suck - pay, drink - pay, chew - pay, go in - pay. Just, shit, pay for everything you can. The salary is a lie. With your own apartment, you can barely reduce ends with ends for 30,000, ONE. Just because you pay for everything, shit.
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1st Reduce the tone. Anonymity is not an excuse.
2nd I am not a lazy low-skilled cowboy, but a very owned small company. On the periphery, yes. In Moscow once (even in the USSR) after the university did not stay, and never regretted. The son remained. He was alone, and I already had him. and wife.
I know what I am talking about. And on personal examples, too, two days like from Moscow. You can get a lot more for the same job in Moscow. Someone has 30 in Moscow and 10-15 on the periphery, someone has 70 in Moscow and 25-30 on the periphery - it depends on qualification. I know people with a salary of 10 or less.
Three If you want to suck in Moscow, go to any supermarket. Or at McDonald’s. And not paying.
You will be surprised, but communism on the periphery was also not announced, and paying here is also required.

XXX: Whitec is an interesting person.
In the country, I drank the most of all, and in the morning, it was little that I woke up first.
So then, when we walked with our heads and asked him how he was feeling, he replied that a couple of bottles of beer yesterday were superfluous.
We are so, yes yes.
XXX: And he says, here is one of you, and the other of Kostyan. And I just didn’t have enough of them to harmony. 😉

Broneko: Hippie programmers
Make int, not var

When I was in class at the 4th, we made bombs: you pour soda into a glass bubble under medicines, pour vinegar, clog with a traffic jamming, wrap with a lid, go away / throw away. The pressure breaks the bubble, and the grandmother gets.
Once I decided to improve the process: it is not convenient to deal with vinegar - it is liquid and it is uncomfortable to carry it to school. Even with smell.
So I replaced vinegar with lemonic acid - you can bring it to school in the form of a ready-made mixture of lemonic acid and soda, and then - just water from the crane to add.
And here I brought this yellow-white powder to school. I remind you, it was 198x year, no other powders this year in school could not be.
Classmates ask, what is it? And I take, and lick - it's such a powder, if you drink a little - then the temperature will rise slightly, and you can go home.
Five minutes later, I was persuaded to try the first one: I ate half a teaspoon. Another 15 minutes later he was with the school nurse, another 15 minutes later he was released home with an honest 37.5.
During the next two lessons, another five people dropped. Lydia Ivanovna checked the latter very carefully, from her point of view - an epidemic began in one of the classes: boys with a fever and without other symptoms.
Then I decided to remove it, and the powder didn’t work! It worked for everyone, but not for me. It was a shame... But I knew that there is no temperature from two banal food supplements. It did not work. This is self-indulgence.

to this:

An American student, who came to Germany for an exchange, got inside a giant sculpture in the form of a vagina and could not get out of there for a long time. In order to bring the young man into the world, 22 firefighters were needed.
There are no words.
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How I was born again.)

Do not be late:

From the summary.
An interesting position:
Manager for work with personnel

Experience of work:
Teacher in kindergarten
3 years and 10 months.
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I would consider this candidacy very carefully. I am a father of two little children :)

from Habr in comments on the topic "Habr is no longer a cake":

xxx: Well then let me publish the article “How would the iron market change if the chips could be made from the shit of the puppy?” – with economic analysis, technical details, everything as it should be. It’s very good for the current hub, isn’t it?

YYY: I would read about microchips from the puppy shit.

The former head of the Criminal Police of Lithuania Algirdas Matonis was stopped in March this year by the road police of Lithuania while driving a car in a drunk state.

Matonis, explaining his deed, said that on the day when he was stopped by the police, he met in the woods with a secret agent, who gave him information of state importance. During the meeting he and the agent drank home wine, and Matonis himself assured that he was not going to go anywhere, so he allowed himself to relax. However, the agent allegedly handed him concrete plans that Russia was about to attack Lithuania "as well as Ukraine". Supposedly, the agent told the whole story of the enemy’s prepared plan to destroy the sovereignty of Lithuania, and since the account, obviously, went not even for days, but for minutes, Matonis abandoned all his business and moved on his car to Vilnius, telling the leadership of the country about the insidious plan of neighboring unfriendly Russia. However, in Vilnius, he was stopped by the police and found drunk.

Starting a new round!!! to
Finishing the epic:
Just for the Restoration of Justice (Fanfar):
The school genius:
The docent:
The Megaphysics:
Isolation does not lie in the cold!! to

Why is it cold in space? The vacuum is almost perfect heat insulation. Space vehicles are more likely to suffer from overheating.

I don't know what you're being taught now, but when I was in school, the temperature in outer space was absolute zero, -273 degrees.

The temperature, what is it? The vacuum temperature" is an oxymoron. And in school a lot of things are simplified so that the brains of children do not load.

The vacuum temperature in space is about 3 K. Yes, the vacuum has a temperature (the same energy), which consists of the energy of the particles in the vacuum (yes, there are particles, the definition of physical vacuum), and the own temperature of quantum foam. At the same time, all this does not prevent it from being an almost perfect heat insulator (excluding radiation losses, of course).
Oh, what does the blue isolant do to people.

During the second Apollo 17 lunar expedition, the lunar rover's wing fell and it was then glued with a glue tape. Those are clutches.

That is Dick! It was filmed in the pavilion!! to

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