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[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №33842
 01.08.2010
There is no mess in our country - this is the order!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №33841
 01.08.2010
In the institute where I studied, there is such a teacher, Petunin Vladimir
by Mikhailovich. He brought us electronics. He teaches at a very high level. Students chew the physical processes occurring in semiconductors. Passing the exam is very difficult. For example, I surrendered from the second time to the third. The first time it was four hours, the second time it was eight. There were people on our stream who gave up on the third from the twelfth time. At the exam, you can use anything.
Despite all of the above, Petunin is absolutely not a bad man. Very positive and with humor. At lectures and exams he has a pretty fun atmosphere. I like to tell students jokes. Sometimes the mother. At the exam, he occupies such a position that the teacher knows nothing, and the student must teach him. In other words, a full understanding of the subject. By the way, individual students with a weak nervous system after the Petunin course either left the institute or were transferred to other streams more easily.
Petunin himself studied at the same institute.
Petunin once passed the exam by one student, the daughter of his former fellow. I could not give up. Her mother came to the institute.
Dealing with your ex-group partner for your baby.
“You are what it is,” he said, “Wolf, you do. Students complain that you are a beast. You cannot surrender... Remember yourself at the institute.”
And he gently embraced her for her waist and said:
“Yes, Galka... We’t give up Petunino with you.”

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №33840
 01.08.2010
I have two news.
Start with the good.
Who told you there was good?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33839
 01.08.2010
XXX is
I haven’t been joking about it lately, but it’s a picture.
YYYY
Do not boil
XXX is
I am bound.
XXX is
After not calling friends, she immediately bound up.
XXX is
I searched for buttons for half an hour and then I thought that the sensor... then the number was not remembered and I had to walk... I don't drink anymore
XXX is
I approached some aunt at 6 a.m. I stretch a beard and grum "help the number"

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №33838
 01.08.2010
I have two flies fuck me.
YYY: kill them A trail here.
xxx: I scared them when I tried to shoot exclusive porn

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №33837
 01.08.2010
Sirion: Judging by the sound, the trolley bus is preparing to make a hyperspace jump.
Mr.Spleen: Judging by the sound, he is preparing to crumble.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33836
 01.08.2010
xxx: And we were fired at work last night for a plan.

WOW: Did not do it?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33835
 01.08.2010
Pinochet (18:09:44 31/07/2010)
What is the name of a society in which a person can earn if he wants, but the state does not fuck him in the ass, as it is now?

Cox (18:09:58 31/07/2010)
The Utopia

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33834
 01.08.2010
The conversation of two blondes.
Julia: I can take my DVD, he even reads hat formats
Olya: In the soul of niipu how to connect it boom
What kind of telephone do you have?
Olya: Black and silver
Julia: Then we don’t connect the question! I also have black with silver'

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33833
 01.08.2010
I love Deluge, it shows the flags of their countries next to the siders. The fastest South Park is distributed to me from Canada.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33832
 01.08.2010
Festin: I opened one window and hanged it with a dull wet canvas, now there is something to breathe.

The World: Oaths

Is it protection from smoke?

Party: Yes

Festin: Without this, there are only two options, to open the windows and sink, or to close all the windows and sink.

The world: xD

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33831
 01.08.2010
XXX: It is impossible to do so! We urgently need Manolo!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY The fish are more relaxed.
XXX: The Manual

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №33830
 01.08.2010
I go home from work. I cross the road on a pedestrian lane, next to a girl with a little daughter, suddenly, a white 10ka, without giving way to pedestrians, loudly rings out of the cabin. The daughter asks her mother:
D: Mama is my dad passed?
M: No, my daughter is not a dad, our dad is not such a fool.
Not very smart, but not very stupid.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33829
 01.08.2010
In Turkey, a tourist from Russia saw a cat in a hotel. Called by:
and Kiss Kiss.
The cat didn’t even turn.
The Turkish has fallen. He does not understand...

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