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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №19853
 01.09.2009
Grédy Squirrel (22:34:19 30/08/2009)
I like quiet and not boring children.

JustFun? (22:34:31 30/08/2009)
I want

JustFun? (22:34:36 30/08/2009)
Report to

JustFun? (22:34:43 30/08/2009)
What you love

JustFun? (22:34:50 30/08/2009)
Dead children

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №19852
 01.09.2009
The Russians struggle long before deciding not to go at all.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №19851
 01.09.2009
Hearing from the box, from the life of Ted Kennedy (now the late American senator):

Someday during the hot debate for a seat in Congress, Ted’s opponent
Kennedy accused him that Ted “hadn’t worked a single day in his life.” Kennedy was born in a very wealthy family.
The next day, Kennedy pushed a speech at a factory. After the speech, a worker approached him and said:
I heard yesterday what they said about you... what kind, no day.
You have worked in your life... Well, don’t worry, you’re nothing.
No such thing was missed.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №19850
 01.09.2009
The girl in the bus holds the cat on her knees and gently smoots it. A man sitting in front of him says:
I wish I was in your cat’s place.
I’m going to take him to the veterinarian for castration.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №19849
 01.09.2009
I was driving in the Gorky direction. Along with the pseudographs on the fencing type: There is no Chinese expansion. We work rifles, the bourgeois ropes.
and etc. I saw the inscription: With me my cats - I am not alone.
Is it one of you?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №19848
 01.09.2009
missmandarin (08:56:19 31/08/2009)
You can answer me one question, or I asked a guy here, he told me that I was stupid and I was just interested.

Shhh (08:56:36 31/08/2009)
Speak to

missmandarin (08:58:22 31/08/2009)
Why when you press the gas pedal with two legs the car doesn't go 2 times faster, I checked it all night yesterday and didn't understand why and he tells me that I'm a fool, he said.

Shhh (08:59:29 31/08/2009)
It’s a lot 😉 😉 😉

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №19847
 01.09.2009
I bought a cat of the Sphinx breed, named Anger.Now I have a home personal monster.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №19846
 01.09.2009
Usually, when customers finally get me by phone calls, I say "Fuck!", and then I pick up the phone.

This is the opposite (

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №19845
 01.09.2009
K to:
"What is the common thing between eggs and milk?"

They run and run.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №19844
 01.09.2009
xxx: in general, the girl is beautiful, tits, pussy, legs under 3 meters.
Feet below 3 meters? What a fucking thing)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №19843
 01.09.2009
Do you also have a dog?
No, no fuck
How did you call me, Scotty?! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №19842
 01.09.2009
I checked someone in contact:

The more a woman has brains, the more interesting it is with her in bed, even if she is silent.

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