here here :

And if you throw it in raw, it is unclear how much to cook.

Maybe I’ll open up space. Put the eggs in cold water. When the water boils, count to 50. and dimensional. One-and-two and three And after "ten-and" again comes "time". Eggs are obtained smoothly regardless of the volume of the pot and other lobes. And so as not to crack, at the first bubbles to boil a teaspoon of salt on the pot.

Probably, it is necessary in response to you to open up the cosmos - in general, for a very long time there are clocks with a second arrow, and now on almost any even the simplest phone there are timer or second meter, and if it is not a special magical ritual, without which nothing will work, it is not necessary to count out loud.

They put on clothes, they put on hope, and they put ignorance on their foreheads with textbooks.
@Tablet

#native_CK_Uymichk

Who would marry this Mizulina?

It is time to introduce criminal liability for some articles - "N years of marriage to Mizulina"
Although not, years are tough... From 15 days to a year.

Article "Communists of Vorkuta offered residents of the house to heat the frozen counters with a fan"
The comments:

smprofi
We cannot turn on the light.
I asked the fan to dry.
The transcendental equation is something: is the fan not electric?

W3Ukraine
There are phenazepams. Maybe he meant it?

Anonymous
Is it drying?

Anonymous
No, it just gets crazy.

"The first customer broke the alcotester in the Chelyabinsk shake-up".

How I broke. He breathed in him, and he crushed.

As the old saying goes, “A businessman sells a rope to hang him.”

2 And his enemy will be destroyed by buying a rope.

Or at least pay the rope to a businessman, not someone else.

You don’t understand the subtleties. The rope at the same time can be sold the right one that will break at the right time. And selling tickets for this event the real businessman will not forget.

5: No need for such complications, leave them to fans of conspiracy theories. Wire trading is too exciting to hang a single supplier.

The cautious bull and the neighbor’s bull praise.

Get to know! Amaryllo Slim (Thomas Austin Preston Jr.)

Most of his life he lived in Vegas, earning bets, poker, but especially remembered his large bets against rich people and entire groups of players.
In his history there have been such extraordinary bets, such as whether he can spend a week in the Bellagio toilet (hotel-casino) for $50,000, how many days in August for $10,000 (winned) and many others. He made more than 100 bets a month and was famous for it all over Vegas.

But most of all, I remembered the following four bets:

1) A table tennis game against one of the best players in the world at the time. He had the right to choose what to play. And he chose the puddles! Then for three months he took lessons from some strong player and with him they trained to play puddles! Three months later, Amarillo won the match.

2) A dispute with a group of people on the hippodrome that he will overtake a racing horse at a distance of 100 meters, but with 1 condition, which he will announce after making a bet, but will not be unfair to his rivals. Although the wording was blurred, he was known as an honest man and a fierce athlete, so 38 people signed the dispute for a total of $5,000. After transferring the money to the guarantor, he announced a condition: the distance will be divided into 2 sections of 50 meters, the finish in the same place as the start. Amaryllo for many years of playing racing knew that racing horses are very slow to stop. As a result, he easily overtook the horse in front of curious spectators. On average, the attraction cost $130 for the bet participants.

3) Dispute c a professional pool player named Minnesota Fat, which will beat him in the pool. The fat man apparently did not know who he contacted... In the end, it was decided to play butterflies and guess who won.

4) A dispute with a group of people that he will hit a golf ball with a golf clutch and his ball will stop further after the hit than any person on the ground after a similar hit. I have to say that Amarillo played golf well, but he was never a master. Therefore, the dispute lively interested a different wealthy audience and the total amount of the bet was quite large. Go search for a player who will face the famous athlete. In the end, a recent world champion was chosen, who had an excellent blow. According to the terms of the dispute, three strikes were made, of which the best was selected, the first one was beaten by a professional.
On the appointed day, a crowd of people gathered on the golf course. A professional performed 3 brilliant attempts and the rich began to rub his hands.
Here, Slim gave a signal, a bus went to the edge of the field and the main actors loaded into it. Then Amaryllo asked to take them to a large, dried salt lake, and when they arrived, they understood everything. Amaryllo got out of the bus and made only one blow, nobody even went to check the outcome of the blow because the ball just rolled out of the zone of visibility. The fact is that on the dried salt lakes, the surface almost does not create friction when touched (such rides are held to set speed records on land).

I really like one of his statements: “I’ve never sought a bug. I was looking for a champion and I made him a fool.”

I still watch "The Irony of Fate" and I don't understand: no matter how drunk you were, how can you confuse the entrance and the parade?! to

Eat water and radiation!

Water is a terrible chemical compound ash-two-o!!! A universal solvent. If you drink too much of this substance, you will die! We are all deceived! The government is hiding.
The radiation of the sun and stars is the result of terrible thermonuclear reactions! Cancer and burns.
It’s time to swim in the white linen toward the cemetery.

How to kill a dragon.
Let us go to the classic. If the dragon is breathing fire, it is necessary to provoke him to sit on the hemp field. He will light up the field and breathe smoke, then he can go wet. But there is a danger that the knight will also breathe, and they will sit there to hiccake and find out who is a dragon, who is a knight, and who is a dragon horse... in the sense of a knight, until the smoke dissipates.
And in general, serious potions to wet the dragon without PZRK do not go... on the hemp field

I need to buy a toilet and a toilet.
XHH: and the tiles
Well, and all the hernia for aligning walls and workers.

YYY: You are
yyy: workers already leveled berries )))

XXX: I submitted an application for the change of the driver's license at the state services
...
Twenty-first: Papuas who are tired of running, gathered, thought and decided that they need to make a bicycle, convenient - it is going and you do not need to run. But, foolishly, in the place of the wheels they sent triangles, not circles. If you push him from the hill, it is like he is driving - you do not need to run.
But a healthy person looking at these joyful papuas was just shocked by what he saw.

YYY: In general, you described very eloquently, the unfriendly user interface is blinded, the type of functionality performs and how with it.

#natural products

I remembered an old joke from KVN:
- Grandmother, have you seen me water apples?
There is no grandfather (and he starts eating an apple)
And I watered!

I got sick before the New Year. The whole holiday lay - cough, rhinitis, antibiotics... I was treated on my own, but on the 2nd I went to another city, and I was not transportable. I went to the 1st clinic. Three blacks in the corridor.

The door opens and the doctor comes out.
Do you remember that you are hurt?
Blue and synchronous:
Their...

This is how we should celebrate! I remember that I am hurt...

xxx: there was such an application in TP: "The modem is faulty, the subscriber asks to indicate in the application that when watching an erotic film, the sperm fell on the modem, now the modem smells and smells, it is necessary to check the modem if necessary to replace. Preferred time of communication 9-21.

yyy: Drinking on the modem is hard)

This is the internet shit :)

The celebration continues

* for the "butulism of steam milk" - is it probably a humour like that?* is

"For botulism steam milk" is a toast!

On all my familiar smartphone native keyboards, the letter Y is obtained by long pressing the letter E.

A great human thanks. Now I know a little more, yup.

Ice in the city. At the door to our entrance is a smooth and shiny slide. Someone decided that this was not enough, and carefully placed a banana skin in the middle.

Do you have a tail in your farm? No is. Do you live in Russia?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Here my mother sent me a hammer to another country on the shore of the Mediterranean Sea!
Ordinary Soviet even, hammer from the hostel. in the mail. Why not ask...
The package came to the address of a distant relative, she brought it to me.
I opened the banderol with her.
I’ll never forget my aunt’s face.)