And you come to visit some German family, whose wall hangs a portrait of a grandfather in a military uniform with crosses, the same innocent. They will tell you how proud they are of their heroic grandfather. Not less than our grandparents.

Find a family first. And how much I did not communicate with the Germans - all in one voice say that it was a terrible mistake and they are ashamed of participating in this vaccanalia of their relative. And the younger Zygun-Dolboebs, who figured at grandfather Adik and his initiatives, among the Russians I met more than among the Germans.

> on a boy camouflage clothes, like on a real mushroom

On the REAL mushroom "cloth costume" with bright orange pants and a grid on the row. That is the case, cosplayers.

and unstoppable:

The sign a child in the car tells the special services that a child is in the car, and the drivers that a car of increased danger is driving in front of the car...So be alert and careful!
All signs warn that the car car carries a potential danger and it does not matter who is driving.

According to the Civil Code of the Russian Federation, a moving car is in any case a means of increased danger. There are mandatory identification signs that must be installed on the car, their absence is punishable by a fine, there are simply informative, optional, the sign "child in the car" does not apply to those or others and does not carry any useful information for special services.
Found in the runet the most sensible explanations, why still stick the sign "child in the car":
- because the sticker is applied for free to many child seats, and "everyone does"
Because a child is in the car and he is driving, even if he is 35 years old.
- because in the case of a violation, you can blame the suddenly distracted child;
- because it is necessary to give an occasion to the DPS employee to check whether the child is attached and whether there is a child holding device in the car;
- because you want to inform fellow tribes - the owner has successful functioning reproductive organs, well, or remind about the benefits of contraceptives;
- because in this car you can crush a child's chair, and also sandwiches, shoulder, rabbit - how lucky, etc.

Marks
A supporter of “Flat Earth” will conduct a rocket launch on Saturday.

Braineater
I predict the following news: “Mike Hughes crashed during the launch.”

OldFisher
Or, what’s even worse, they fought. Hopefully, the tragedy will not happen anyway.

Fomos
No, it would be even worse if he survived after that flight and would make it all flat!

Vassabi
Why worse? He says she is flat.

sumanai
There will be “evidence.”

Ozonary
Picture of three elephants.

aszhitarev
A fairly plain joke.

I have the same leg and it doesn’t hurt.

Of course, if someone starts with the mouth foam to claim that you will go 5 kilometers - your leg will definitely hurt (you will get into a difficult life situation - without options to turn to the goddess), this will be quite a correct argument. My father fought as a pilot, and my mother served as a nurse at a front hospital in the Great Patriotic. It was terrible, it was difficult, but neither he nor she prayed secretly to the goddess. And when it was possible, in old age, they did not begin anyway. They lived and died as atheists, and I was raised in the same way. So yes, the same leg, but it doesn’t hurt at all.

Put the soup in the plate. In full thought about other affairs, he began to look for a spoon. On the machine I go to the refrigerator.

The first thought, foolish, behind the spoon in the refrigerator is useful.

The second thought, oh cup, hello, what are you doing here?

Why are you attached to the children’s label? What does it matter to you that I stick to my car? Can I stick a flower or butterfly?

The sticker does not blur the review, does not change the aerodynamics of the car and does not affect my ability to drive the car.

You don’t know what to do when you see the sticker – so don’t do anything like you’ve driven, and drive your way.

You don’t know why I wore it, I wanted it. In fact, what is the difference to you? My car, without breaking the PDD, could stick to it and write on it what I want.

I don’t understand why they write “On Berlin” on cars. Are you on holiday in Germany? Or to move? Particularly strange looks on expensive German cars. But on the other hand, the car is yours – write on it what you want.

from JJ:
Stalin raises the bell and says:
– Laurentius... I watched a report about a boy from New Urengoy. Take a record. Teachers of history – on Tyymyr, let the deer read history. The director of the school is in custody, lifelong. The mayor of the city and the chairman of the city - on a trip to Stalin's places. There and leave, for fifteen years, without the right of correspondence.
I understand, Comrade Stalin. What about the boy?
Reward the boy.
I don’t understand, Comrade Stalin.
to reward. issuing an honorary letter. So many enemies of the people gave us.

Do not say what you do not know:

The work itself is a BDSM session, the motivation for which is free lunch and parking.

The only motivation in the BDSM session (for a normal perverse) is to get pleasure. And in your comparison the word "prostitution" is more appropriate.

Not in that window

> Generally, in whole people with an internal locus of control, the marsh is inside.

In general, it is probably the right thought, and it sounds so clever. But on this resource looks rugged.
Where are the whole people with large inner locus length of four seams?

I thought I was accustomed to the vocabulary of AliExpress and it would be hard to surprise me. But today I stumbled upon the "black anal shower cleaner". I still think. This is the Chinese Inquisition.

The Hicks, discuss a man who, after confirming the concept of a flat Earth, decided to first take off on a rocket assembled by his own hands, and then descend with a parachute.

Aaa: It would be even worse if he survived after that flight and would tell everyone that it was flat!
BBB: Imagine he’ll say this after flying the rocket, and he’ll be called the second Jesus.
ccc: He will be called the second Jesus if an epic parachute makes a “up”...
ddd: The flat earth is the flat Jesus.

Interesting topic

They should not leave offspring.

Who does not owe?
The disabled? Ugly people? Sick with diabetes? Probably a little earned? Or those who wear clothes? Or those who are not hungry?
What if only one of the potential parents is a dude? Is it possible to have a slight degree of bullying? If, for example, I use my toilet only tooth powder, can I reproduce? Are there any objective criteria for evaluating bullying? Or just subjective? If they are subjective, whose? Who will decide? Collegiate or single body? The Electoral? If elected, will the votes of those "electors" who will be recognized as debboebs in the future be cancelled? Will the voting result be retroactive? Can you vote, but children can’t?
I would love to know the answers to at least some of the questions. thank you.

The Fat Troll:
Who was looking for a smiley with square eyes? Hunting to:
# # #

XX: Large corn filler for rats
XX: Cat Fillers
XXX: The Cocktail
Chapter 8: The suitcase
What kind of fillers for cats?
XXX: Anyone
WOW: Is it exactly?
XXX: exactly
XX: Them, Hychy, to fuck
Tagged: funny

Regarding the children:
I walk out my 2 dogs in the morning, I walk past the school, a girl stands with a backpack the size of herself + a bag in her hands. I look at this dialogue:
Q: Are these both your dogs?
I am: Yes.
Do you like taxis?
I: My wife loves them very much.
Q: It means she loves, and you walk?
I am : ahah!
In principle, it is logical...

It’s somewhere in the DNA.)

News of GT: "Supporter of the “Flat Earth” will hold the launch of the rocket on Saturday"
The comments:
xxx: I predict the following news: “Mike Hughes crashed during the launch.”
YYY : No. “The evil conspiracy scientists from NASA made an accident to an honest amateur who threatened to expose the world’s conspiracy.”

There was nothing.
It was, but it was not us.
But not specifically.
Special but not harmful.
Harmful but not deadly.
What can be done in 2016 and not in 2017?

E – the evolution.

As one good man sang, "when you are going to drown, you will understand why you needed a shore."
And you will run like a cute - and to the church, and to the grandmothers, and to the extrasensors, and to the devils for the sake of even a miserable chance to change something. This is called hope and faith.
These two things are irrational in their essence.
To try to evaluate them from the point of view of household logic or benefits (things purely rational) is to demonstrate your own, gently speaking, stupidity and limitation ;-)

You know, it is very indicative that for you, the shark is something external: a goddess, a powerful uncle, an extravagant, a hellish. In general, in whole people with an internal locus of control, the fence is inside. But it’s hard to understand, of course, it’s not your home logic. Just believe that your childlike way of interacting with the universe is not the only possible.

Employee

Park, all the phones are ringing at the same time, the phone call collapses, I get in touch, at the same time trying to finish the conversation at work, I miss, of course, I start the conversation with the phrase:
- Rinat, < cut off by censorship>!
(Absolutely indiscriminate voice of the old client) Good morning, Svetlana! I am glad to hear you too!
For the sake of God...
- Nothing, keep on, tell me better, let Rinata get less!

This means that my wife is a psychologist.