From the Finnish housing discussion:

This is like sterilizing space, not good for health.

YYY: So the case with us, in Russia: passed the lawn - entered the shit; approached the bench from behind - entered the rubbish; went to throw the garbage - took a rod to get away from the dogs; went up the staircase of the house (the elevator broke) - entered the sleeping room; pressed the button in the elevator - the gum sticked to the finger.
You should sterilize yourself.

About Sacrifice
I have a friend, a bourgeois wife. To call her a non-working language will not turn, because she raised and raised two daughters, actually engaged with them for many hours every day, and led the farm in their modest three-storey house. So, when he began to get rich - and it was 15 years ago, all the acquaintances desperately expected that both her husband, and she, and the children will become fed gyrobasas, because in the background of the rest they could afford absolutely ALL, and in any quantity. Figo with Mac! She visited a dietitian and really began to follow strict recommendations. In general, she came to our city by pass from Hong Kong. Strong as a girl. Culture did not allow her to tell how the girlfriends of her youth were scattered on cheap pasta and potatoes.

Bananas in the USSR

The year is about 1980. And communism has already won, or is about to win.
I come out of school and write:
“The smoke! I went with the banana. It is 1278. Lunch at the table. Singing and singing in the shade! Pope”
On that day, my father went to the second shift. I, in my echo, keep a note of my mother, who was in the first shift, and I will go to stand.
I put 1 kg in my hand. And then my father was released from the robbery. For the ordinary reason that we could buy extra kilograms of banana.
The torso ticks painfully slowly. by 19:30. Through the shell they shut up. The “Majake” sounds like a trivial musician.

People start to worry, everyone understands that tomorrow, at the opening, there will be no bananas for sale. Everything will go by its own way, by the mud. The requirement is naturally formulated:
Work until the last banana!

An initiative group is formed to present an ultimatum to the Directorate of the Trade Center. The Directorate responds approximately as follows:
Fuck you comrades Hegemon!

Here it should be noted that a strike of bus drivers took place a few days earlier in Togliatti, which was by all sorts of BBC, "Free Europe" and other "voices". Gorky got the first number.

Such here. The row is worried once, the row is worried two... The calls to defeat the shopping center "to her mother" begin to spread. It is not 20 minutes as the representatives of the party committee come. After evaluating the situation, they give an indication fully consistent with the demands of the crowd and me, in particular:
Trade until the last banana.

We were “wrapped” around midnight. Mom, Dad, I’m three pounds. Three kilograms of wood fluorescent green bananas. Here it should be noted that my parents bought bananas for the second time in their lives, so they were experienced, in terms of bananas, consumers. We rolled these green strands into rolls and put them on the closet - "to reach", i.e. to mature. A few days passed there. And, miraculously, my parents got me yellow, soft, tasty bananas from my closet!

And here I, a twelve-year-old boy, go out with a deficient banana in my hand and a smile wide over my shoulders.
A neighbor, a 35 year old aunt.
Smoke, what are you eating?
Aunt of Light, this is a banana. We stood in line together.
They are green and wooden.
They were immature. Like tomatoes, they also come to the closet.
Aunt of Light said. - And we stood in a row for eight hours, at the hour of the night came home, tried: a tree and in the mouth hangs. They decided not to eat raw bananas and cooked them. A cluster succeeded. Everything went to the toilet.
And they are what they are!! Smoke, let me try it.

I gave her a banana. She leaned, carefully took the tip into her mouth, bite it off... and whispered, turning her face:
to melt! What a fool, but who knew?

A 35-year-old woman saw a banana for the first time. and c)

Why does my lover insist on visiting me?
mm: wants to mark the territory))

The most chic for the country is capitalism with totalitarianism + a tough selection of doctors, engineers-constructors, etc. Requires heads on shoulders. There are no abilities - forward to the building, the factory or the garden. You get outraged and rattled right - with a wheel in the camps or under the shooting. Human rights – first prove that you deserve them.

You have forgotten to say WHOM you will prove that you have the ability and deserve the human rights (and how much it will cost you). Thus, we and under the totalitarian USSR had entrance exams to the university, but it happened that the three-year-olds passed them successfully, and the excellent ones fell asleep.

If I get to hear calls to allow the parade of the DCP, I will not understand them. First, the purpose of the parade is incomprehensible - we do not boast of them, and we know about their existence. Secondly, not everyone is pleasant even just to watch the DCP, and the opinions of these people should also be taken into account.

The Voot! This is what you said against which gay protesters and will protest the DCP shniki. "Take them away from us, we don’t like to look at them". Little boy, if someone requires you to sit and not light up, it is better not to appear at all on people, because he is uncomfortable looking at your baldness, curly nose, too small / too big height / foot size, etc., you will perceive this normally and try not to get in the eyes "normal"? Because you no longer interfere with society, just "look unpleasant", but you have to respect society, right? The same people with disabilities require some investments from society - for treatment, for creating an affordable environment, etc. But about them we have almost ceased to cheat - we create, we invest. Although they have limited working capacity, and most of them will not have children. Homosexuals do not demand anything from society on a material level. They work just like naturalists, they don’t need pandas on the streets. They just want to walk on the street holding hands with loved ones, as naturalists do.

Self-defense - and why should I care about the life and health of a bastard, who does not care about my life and health or my relatives? That is, he wants, say, to cut off my daughter’s eyes and rape my son, and I should shake him?

Criminal Order
During the war itself, all your dirty tribunals, together with their conventions/agreements/memorandums, go there in the same step. Only the losers are judged. What do you think the Soviet soldiers in the territory of Germany of the German freelancers carried a pen across the road? Were there any cases where they were punished?
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At the OBD Memorial it was possible to make a sample of those convicted of shooting in the RKKA just for rape and robbery. There were cases, not millions, of course, but it was enough. The data is now deleted, but the statistics are still available.
The U.S. and other allies - similar, cases have been, BUT. But there are translated memoirs of Belton Cooper, where it is detailed that the sex issue could be solved by chocolate from sushi.

Therefore, if someone thinks that a cartoon involving Christ or God the Father is blasphemy, but God does not impress the author, then a person whose “religious feelings” are “insulted” must think about the following:

1st Appealing to the court instances with the demand to punish the “prisoner” may indicate a lack of belief of the plaintiff in the fact that God himself can cope in this case, because they insult God.
2nd The claim submitted diminishes the dignity of God Himself, for God is Almighty and the attempts of believers to advocate for Him indicate to outsiders that God is incapable or extremely weak.
Three God may like jokes about Himself and His Son, because a perfect Personality implies a perfect sense of humor. Judicial lawsuits expose God as an evil tyrant with a vulnerable self-love.
4 is God in ancient times could independently express his opinion on various issues, so rather than deciding for God (whether He was insulted or not), believers should be allowed to personally give God an explanation of the situation. For example, through a voice from heaven with many witnesses, who profess different world views. If God does not respond for a long time, then God has no claims to the defendants.
5 is God may not exist, and therefore it is impossible to hasten Him.

And my sister always on "Hello" answers "Hello". She’s always angry that she’s everywhere.

Members live in a different country. They have completely different laws on labor, on pensions, on medical care, on taxes. So what hell do they take laws for us and eat our bread?

Little-known fact: The Bolsheviks did not overthrow the Tsar, but took power from the young, newly born bourgeois democracy.

The Russians! I am now addressing all Russians, the inhabitants of Ukraine and Belarus in the Balkans are also considered Russians.
Look at us and remember – they will do the same with you when you break up and give your thighs. West – a chain crazy dog will get stuck in your throat.
Brothers, remember the fate of Yugoslavia! Do not let them do the same to you.”
From the last interview of Slobodan Milosevic."

I broke my back in the winter. I was placed in the traumatology room. All the neighbors were lying. Who has broken legs, who has broken legs.

In the middle of the night I was sick. The pain in my back split me in half. I lay down and cuddled. I could not cry, especially screaming. And this was heard by an old grandmother by diagonal from me.

Very badly?

Wowow (Barbra Streisand)

I will go for help.

This old woman slipped out of her bed and cuddled before going out. I don’t remember what she was lying with, not walking. She whispered like a sirene and awakened the whole department.

The nurse came to the concert and asked – why didn’t they call right away? ? to

Russians will add 18% to the cost of purchases from foreign online stores, and packages will be opened to evaluate the goods

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XXX: I wonder how we got to such a life at all.

YYY: When the authorities first tried to turn the first gait - only a little, yes, the smallest - it was necessary to go out for demonstrations with the whole world. Now they arrived.

zzz: Believe me, even this is just the beginning of the long way to the slide on Saturday. There are so many rights that we can take away. We are still being released abroad, computers still do not have mandatory technical checks, technical passports, and no one checks certificates for access to the Internet. There is no annual fee for internet repair. Oh, sweet, quiet 2017

Remove it if you can!

Putin’s main personnel problem is that he appoints faithful people and asks as smart people.

Just imagine that if the 1991 coup had succeeded, there would now be no freedom of speech, no developed economy, no change of power in Russia.

That is why China is closer to us, more understandable and more native. I am sorry. Patriotism is hard to educate when you live very, very far away and everyone doesn’t care about you.
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The problem is not that you managed to change your homeland for a sausage. The problem is that you boast of it.
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The problem is that the Motherland did not care and hit the inhabitants of the remote outskirts (in fact, everyone who is outside of New Moscow). And then he reproaches those who “changed their homeland for a sausage.”

It seems that at the onset of the apocalypse in Russia nobody will notice it especially, no water and electricity, well.

With Hicks:

So far it’s fashionable to say “lords” instead of “yo...” we’re going to be building churches and fighting the internet.