(The case occurs in Canada, ambien- strong sleeping pill)
Nicolas: Well I was surprised yesterday... I’m afraid to see my mother in the eyes :(
TanyaEF: What is that?
Nicolas: I grabbed ambien, and it came! I go to my mother’s bedroom to wish her a good night and after that I don’t remember anything... My mother said I went in and I was very angry with her because we lived in an elephant tree and she went to visit other trees, then I began to hysterically roast and she asked, “What’s funny?” and I said, “I have 7 people sitting on my knees,” and she asked if I’m not hurt. I said it was all shit because we were still in the bowl, then I took the cat on my arms and spoke to him in the ear: "Join the crazy train, brother!"“" and cut off on the floor.
TanyaEF: O_O
My mother is still in the air :(

Putin has said he will not compete with Medvedev in the 2012 elections. This is how Volodya subtly hinted to Dime that he would not participate in the 2012 election.

Parental Day in the Pioneer Camp (or as they are called there now)

The Little Girl (in a pink card)
Deeda take me away from here.
Grandpa (in a fighting shirt, shorts and with numerous stickers)
My granddaughter has a camp. deadline must be completed.

Demonstration version of EGE on computer science.
The task:
Petya recorded the IP address of the school server on a sheet of paper and put it in his jacket pocket. Petina’s mother accidentally washed her jacket along with the note. After washing, Petya found four pieces of IP address in his pocket. These fragments are marked with the letters A, B, B and G. Restore the IP address.
In the answer, specify the sequence of letters indicating fragments in the order corresponding to the IP address.
Fragments:.64 - 3.13 - 3.133 - 20

Huiase, the boy Peti's school in Japan is...

HH: What are you doing now?
In the room...
I slowly rent a room for 10,000 a month.

She: And I have conebalistic tendencies.
He: if it has something to do with horses, then there are two letters "e".
= = = is = is = is = is = is
and if with ballistics - then two "l" =)

I go to the subway, well, as sometimes happens, the train stood in the middle of the tunnel, but the light did not extinguish, but on the wall of the tunnel was clearly visible the inscription "I want to go home".

Better to turn off the light.

In response to "... zero the variables..."
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The cat in the shoes asked the human-eater "And you can even turn into a mouse???". “Yes, it’s easy!” replied the man-eater and turned into a mouse.
The cat in the shoes jumped after the mouse in order to eat it, but the mouse wildly stumbled and fled because it was a flying mouse.
Let’s drink for the right technical task!

Inscription in the bus on the conductor seat: " Don't sit down - the conductor sache!"

The Radio Lighthouse:

In Scandinavia, in the first seconds of the New Year, it is customary to whisper under the table to drive away from the family the wickedness, disease and failure. There is no such tradition in Russia, but some follow it.

Tun: I realized that at the end of the day, I started complaining that I didn’t sleep at work today.

About the Terminator: Well, why do they have hallways, rooms and everything else in the Skynet building? The processor controls everything. Who will walk on them? Cyborg managers of the middle line.

[11:23] <line> Pioneer, go on the 16th with me to the military command?
[11:24] <Pioneer> is it?
[11:24] <line> My agenda is on honey. You are for the company :D
[11:26] <Steel_Bird> type of stock? Bring a friend and get a 50% discount.

A 8 year old nephew holds a coconut and declares
- "He is like the egg of a grandmother".
We quietly start crawling, thinking how the street ruins the child. So I decided to do the explanatory work carefully.
"Where did you hear this?"
She is so calm.
"Why did you hear it? I saw that it was the same hair ".
I went to the zoo, the boy remembered a lot.

I previously thought that 3-6kg or from 7-14 kg is not the weight of the child, but how much can be guessed in a diaper.

Kulinar: Do you say that combinatory is elementary?
Kulinar: Yesterday in school, walking past the math office, I heard desperate cries:
The Five! ... and seven! and ten!! to
Looking through the open door, I saw a colleague barely restraining from laughter, a board on which the condition of the task with the factories was written, and the cries of the student reading this condition:
and 5! ... 7... 10...

I never thought anecdotes were born so much of life.
important - I watch the concert of Zadonov and the type on humor.
Mobile phone number unknown:
I am allo!
? to Hello to Anna!! to
I’m fucking like Annie.? to
? to Unfortunately, not...
I - are you sure that "unfortunately"?? to
? to You guys, you haven’t seen this girl.
I am 0 (

xxx: would be interesting to see the Chinese version of house-2 - here the mass would be there
yyy: Today in front we have to expel 500 people, said Xu Sob Chuck.)))))

Answer from Google:

I am 22 years old, but why does not the jaw grow on the face, tell me why this can be
The answers:
Lack of Harmony. You are lucky, use as long as you can.
Rejoice to!
First of all, you need to find out if you are a woman.

The C Forum:
We had a girl in school, they called Zina, everyone irritated her "rubber Zina", she officially changed her name, became Natasha - now everyone irritates her "rubber Natasha"