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 12.09.2009
(The case occurs in Canada, ambien- strong sleeping pill)
Nicolas: Well I was surprised yesterday... I’m afraid to see my mother in the eyes :(
TanyaEF: What is that?
Nicolas: I grabbed ambien, and it came! I go to my mother’s bedroom to wish her a good night and after that I don’t remember anything... My mother said I went in and I was very angry with her because we lived in an elephant tree and she went to visit other trees, then I began to hysterically roast and she asked, “What’s funny?” and I said, “I have 7 people sitting on my knees,” and she asked if I’m not hurt. I said it was all shit because we were still in the bowl, then I took the cat on my arms and spoke to him in the ear: "Join the crazy train, brother!"“" and cut off on the floor.
TanyaEF: O_O
My mother is still in the air :(
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