The city council of Bruges has decided to allow Brouwerij De Halve Maan to build a pipeline that will connect the brewery in the city center with the factory on the outskirts, where the beer is poured into a barrel.
The pipeline will consist of four polyurethane pipes with a diameter of 7 cm for different types of beer. The length of the pipeline will be three kilometers, the capacity of transportation - 6,000 liters per hour.
Construction will be completed at the end of 2015.

A man recently came to work. I wanted to be a carrier. I sent him to solve this issue with the manager. The conversation went quite well until the manager asked for his phone. The man left suddenly, saying that he would come back now. After half an hour he enters the office, puts a lost Samsung on the table and asks "Is this fit? andquot; That man is still working with us.

In the collective chat:
What a gentleman he sent.
Not that girl!

made the customer access to the admin of the test site.
Posted as accepted by admin:pass
He threw in aska.

The employer is confused. Received access by admin [smiley with highlighted language] ass (in English)

here here :
Does anyone know that Madagascar has already closed ports?
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The main thing is that Greenland is closed, then all the norms will be :)@

GM: You are descending into the depths of the Seferis Secundum mines, the Baron steps from the elevator and pulls out an electric façade in front of him. From under his feet, creatures are rushing, at first sight reminiscent of triangular stones on his feet.
"Crabs of dust. a delicatesse for the serfs," says the Baron.
Fuck the shit, the shit! We are in Morocco!
2nd player: Be careful, this is how the ship was stolen!

How much progress has been made! Downloaded for the purpose of the program "To clean the monitor from dust". Started by. A grey screen appears, with large black letters of the inscription: against the screen!
There are no exit buttons, the task dish doesn't work short I don't know how to exit...
How did you get out? ))
- In general, I decided to wipe out the screen, and only then noticed a small gray button "Exit"! The perfect program!

I was so shy that when a colleague asked why the office smelled fried chicken, I looked at a young accountant and smiled cleverly.

About the Robot Dust:
The first time the aunt walked after him and turned on the light in his rooms - if there are other people on this planet, then the following information for them - the dust can remove an apartment in the dark!!! to

How do you learn your management? A hundred times written, no word of ambulance! Fuck the diplomas!

to this:
zzz: We and the neighbors below have a long history of some imaginary, but very disturbing things. Let’s say they can knock on the door at night and say we’re flooding them. We go down, look — they point to the clean ceiling, assuring that there is a spot on it. O_O
Or somehow they blocked my way into the entrance, telling me that our cat was mocking loudly and preventing them from sleeping. The problem is that we don’t have a cat. My pet is a rabbit who does not know how to cuddle with all the desire.

You are doing it again!
“We’re not doing anything, Mr. Heckles!
You are making noise again! It worries my birds.
You have no birds.! to
With a blame, it could be!
c) “Friends”

and racing
to this
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How to meet after 30? Because if a woman over 30 is single, then most likely she is either a careerist, or she has some complexes in relationships with the opposite sex.
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What a wonderful set of stamps. According to you, if you realized that you live with an irresponsible goat, then you need to "until death separates you" to try to live. And if you leave it, you will be a “carrierist” or “with complexes”.
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And I’m more pleased that "carriers" is a negative quality. Dreams never to work - bad, sit on the neck, "All you grandmothers only need grandmothers". Working and earning - a careerist, bad. Men, what do you want? And it is not necessary here that it is extreme and you can work and not be a careerist. The original quote is just about the extreme "after 30 alone means a careerist".

The neighbor’s daughter came back from a walk. I ask what they saw. Well, he says, next to the house, a movie is being filmed, the whole street was blocked by the police.
P.S Burunduk turned out to be a Bondarchuk.

And they, on Wikipedia, are all serious:
Tagged: fucks
Country: USSR
Type of activity: cosmonaut

Differences in gender vocabulary.
The girl so cuddly:
I’m in the shower and you’re ready.
... the trader!
And I wanted to say "love bed".

xxx> our sysadmin freelancer dropped to Thailand
yyy> yyy
xxx> happy to raise a sysadmin from a new programmer
yyy> tame his shave so that he doesn’t shave, and throw into the food pieces of the sweater of the old admin stuck in the key.
yyy> this will help the sweater fungus infect the programmer, and soon he mutates into a sysadmin.
xxx> ah, and then he mutates into a hipster and drops to Thailand

We have a defacho at the factory who wears a hat when it’s cold, not a hat. Strange, I thought, okay, like a fashion man. And only when I heard her play boyarski from her cell phone! I understood...

P: Fuck, I forgot about this event, so I wanted to go D:
T: Strictly speaking, it’s not over yet! If you get on the train now, you’ll get to the end XD
P: I’ll be there until 7 p.m. I don’t think XP will last so long.
T: Then you can go for a drink so that you can NOT remember anything in the morning. We will lie to you about what you did. How to "Remember Everything" for the Poor

About man’s selfishness:
I’ve got my 14cm in my head and it doesn’t hurt you?

How good when everything that was planned was done in the day.
Please postpone for tomorrow!