xxx> our sysadmin freelancer dropped to Thailand
yyy> yyy
xxx> happy to raise a sysadmin from a new programmer
yyy> tame his shave so that he doesn’t shave, and throw into the food pieces of the sweater of the old admin stuck in the key.
yyy> this will help the sweater fungus infect the programmer, and soon he mutates into a sysadmin.
xxx> ah, and then he mutates into a hipster and drops to Thailand