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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №157507
 23.01.2022
AAA: I so house in mortgage took the field for 20 years of different rental apartments. My whole life just turned. You can make shells in the courtyard, the temperature to set in the house any, 300m much larger than the largest apartment, the car does not need to be heated, no lifts, fresh greens grow on the bed, you can boil on the stoves. It’s far away from town, but I don’t go there anymore.



WBW: I added to my list of necessary things to “blow on the sticks”... Thank you.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №157506
 23.01.2022
I am in line for meat in the market. In front of me is a girl aged 25 and a woman aged 50-60.



The girl asks the seller to weigh 300 grams of smoked beef carbonate.



The seller gets from the corner of the window a small dried piece of carbonate hose, from which it is problematic to cut off the piece. He weighs and says: less will be, 180 grams.

The girl replies: I need 300, so little I don’t need, and a piece of old, cut me off from that.

Seller: Well, until I sell this piece, I will not cut a new one.

Girl: You do not have the right, all the product that is placed on the showcase is a public offer, the buyer can ask to cut and buy a piece from any of the big ones.

A seller with an unhappy face unevenly cuts off a fresh piece of 300 grams and sells. When the girl takes the goods, and goes on a decent distance, the seller screams to her: greed is the second happiness, the offer she has, the slug, the smartest?

A 50-60-year-old woman in the next row supports her indignantly:

The whole youth was upset, she didn’t like the restaurant here, she didn’t like the copti herself then. I work out in the store, only you put everything on the shelves, so these fools climb deep, and pull out the freshest. There is no sense to understand that first you need to sell goods with a earlier expiration date.

Don’t talk, you ungrateful people!  What to you?

Woman: Oh, and I also have a carbonadic hi-hi. of 200 grams. Just don’t give me that piece, we’re almost colleagues!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №157505
 23.01.2022
The Russians have another holiday: now in addition to the Old New Year, you can celebrate the Old Retirement.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №157504
 23.01.2022
He worked as an inspector of the DPS. I am standing at the crossroads, order. At this time, a six-seven-year-old girl is crossing the road on the red signal. I supposedly stop her, sit down and start reading the lecture:
What is your name?
and Tanya.
“Tanya, do you know that you can’t cross the red? Cars are driving, the driver might not have time to slow down and would crash you. Your parents would be upset and cry.
The answer is superb!
They still have a bathtub!
And with a joyful face he ran on the sidewalk.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №157503
 23.01.2022
In the legendary Soviet Union, very many citizens pulled home from work as much as they could. Even to nails and canvases. The current authorities have been able to bring order. Only those who are allowed to steal.

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