xxx: There is nothing so annoying as the presence in the file folder "Final version.doc" and "Final version1.doc"

(Haber, discussion of extraterrestrial life)

The Battalion:
Carbon compounds (organic only) are more than 8,000,000, inorganic compounds - slightly more than 400,000 (including silicon). With the exception of our planet, there is an abnormal amount of silicon and very little carbon on Earth. Guess what we are made of?

Singerofthefall :
With the exception of our planet, on Earth
Hey... I greet you, brothers of understanding? and ;)

I remembered after watching "Besov"... My daughter has a school friend, we love him gently, a wonderful person. Calls somewhere at midnight, says that he went from wife to girlfriend to a rental apartment, it is cold and there is no dishes, so he will now go for socks and a bowl. A shit question, found for him and socks and a bowl (although the son-in-law was very dissatisfied). Approximately six months later, calls, complains - with the girl broke up, life is meaningless, sits reading "Besov", thought, may also hang up, raises his head... Dirty euro repair - everywhere point lights - NO ONE BROWN on the ceiling in the entire apartment!!! So a good repair saved a person’s life, which I am very pleased with.

The question:
= the =
That’s what you call "beautiful’"? What a foolish thing! What if there was a man who did not read the Lord of the Rings? For example, he has a good taste! He would give her up immediately in psychic after such a crazy tirade!
= the =
Oh yeah, and if with your good taste the Lord of the Rings doesn’t read or look... how do you know what it’s about?

Rin
You can’t argue with me, girl!
Bl, you know the expression "blows like a carrier?", so I worked as a carrier for three years =_=

Horses do not scratch their back with their legs, horses scratch their legs with their back.

The lifehacker:
A small lifehack. Once I was exposed to a banner of a well-known online underwear store in a contested advertisement, I clicked, looked at the photo of a cute and not very dressed girl, closed the page. Since then, in contextual advertising, the banners of this store have started to hit more frequently. Sukkcha was smart, Chukcha understood what to do. So now I periodically go, admire, and in contested advertising more and more girls in underwear and swimsuits. And also the range, and accordingly the photos are updated periodically! and Profit!)

For me, the computer is mostly a toy, I work as a driver. But for a very long time I have been surprised by the stories of people for whom computers are a tool of the labor process, about some kind of contextual advertising. I decided to disable AdBlock+ and really everything is blurred from the banners, up in the eyes of the whistle, and most importantly why do you look at it?

x: 30 years ago, on June 6, 1984, Alexei Pagitnov launched the first version of the Tetris game. He explained that the game was not developed for entertainment, but for repairing new computers in the computer center of the Academy of Sciences of the USSR, where he then worked.
Y: And so far no one has passed! They could play games!

To understand a woman, it is enough to pay her attention, listen and solve the puzzle of crosswords in 6 dead languages on the sides of the Rubik Cube.
YYY: And what’s that complicated about?

I love my hometown:
The woman, who was blacklisted on the social network, burned a bunch of seed out of revenge

My rabbits, I’ll add a little to your little shit:

I do not smoke, I do not smoke and I will not. I treat smokers calmly until they begin to suck the air I breathe. In clear examples:
1) when I go anywhere, and in front of me itch another comrade with a cigarette, and not actively suck it out, but just carry in his hand and smoke-smoke-smoke (observed many times)
2) when another smoker stands at a stop and smokes, not bothering where the smoke goes. They stand in the thickness of the crowd, on the windy side, and they DO NOT HUGE smokers around or not, whether smoke falls on small children or not.

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Verdict: If you are a normal, adequate person, then:
1) you will NEVER allow smoke to fall on children, and you will smoke OUT of the area of their presence (on the side, on the balcony, OUT of the home)
If you are in the presence of other people, you will stand so that smoke does not hit them. Or you will smoke where there are no non-smokers, in smokers, for example.
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All that shit is useless. Either you are a man or you are a pig and a point.

With respect, foreign

The Habr. Search for extraterrestrial life.

The ugly carbon chauvinists!
yyy: Looking for planets with Earth-like conditions is more convenient because they can be colonized :)
zzz: That is to say, “dirty carbon chauvinists – colonizers”?

from Answers

Q: I gave this... I gave it... what do you think of the forty unsuspecting good bird?

A: Forty good birds, and why did you give this and that?

From a spontaneous survey on the street:
What is the name of the galaxy in which our solar system is located?
Sorry, I’m not local, I can’t say.
The reptiles are here!

Alone from Barnaul. Now there is a threat of flooding, and rain is promised for tomorrow. Today there are continuous grey clouds hanging all day long, mostly everyone is calm, but some are a little worried.
It already darkened. Quiet at home. I sit with a note. Mother from the corridor with a calm voice: “The rain has already begun.” I look out the window and listen to the drops of rain. Started...
"Riddick" is no different :)

Just the most magnificent stem over modern spots:
There was a message from one online electronics store, the subject of the writing - various ways to cool yourself and your computer in the heat. There is everything as usual - air conditioners, coolers, fans and at the end... a smartphone, with a snooker "In the heat can be used instead of a windshield".
Finish

The Friday. The heat. I go from work. All in a very open summer, in a short shirt. In my hands carry 2 packs, purchased near work with fruits / vegetables, so you can go home right away. The mood is no better.
A man’s voice from behind:
- Girl, it is simply impossible to follow you, saliva drops.
–... Oh... oh...!! to
Your strawberries smell so good!
– (... ups

by Akden:
>Our Central Bank
Sorry, but it’s not ours :(

by Vladimir94:
The Crimea is ours :)

and paranoid:
Same as the central bank.

I’m going to the office happy)))))))))))))))) vacation is coming soon!!!!! to
How long are you leaving?
Hours: 2 weeks
NN: Oh, you give up, until you don’t want to work later.)
NN: Thief
NN: You are resting.
NN: Sorry, it came out by chance
NN: Honestly

by 08.06.2014 We look forward to the arrival of a non-smoking train from Vladivostok.