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 07.06.2014
The Friday. The heat. I go from work. All in a very open summer, in a short shirt. In my hands carry 2 packs, purchased near work with fruits / vegetables, so you can go home right away. The mood is no better.
A man’s voice from behind:
- Girl, it is simply impossible to follow you, saliva drops.
–... Oh... oh...!! to
Your strawberries smell so good!
– (... ups
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