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 03.07.2014
Real life You did not smell - apparently, in your edges, the shovel right in the refrigerator is downloaded from the Internet. Here is the proof. We count.
From 30 kg of potatoes a few kg will go away (surprise!) In the cleaning. And she is terrified (another surprise!) Almost not half.
The same story with the chicken. Skin, skin, bone - 15% in waste. Plus there the same 30% for which (third surprise for today!) The chicken is cooked
In total, we have 700 grams of fried potatoes + half a kilo of chicken, and not for dinner, but for the day.
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10 points for cleaning. However, there is not only fried potatoes, but also (surprise!) at least cooked in a uniform, from which cleansing is a percentage. As for the chicken - in the skin of the dope fat, which (surprise!) gives calories, and for roasting is delicious, about by-products (shreddles), many of which are very edible and bones, which give a portion of the same 30% of navar (a surprise!) In the bucket, I am silent.
All we have, from the same kilogram of chicken and kilogram of potatoes - soup and the second for 2-3 days for a 80-kilogram male. I cook myself and I know where it comes from.
Good appetite to all!
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