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 04.07.2014
xxx: Yesterday I returned home at midnight, as we went to a bar with friends.
XXX: My wife knew it. I let go.
At home, I found my wife asleep.
Silently, without lighting on, lay down in bed, and today...
I woke up in my bed...
YYY: I did not understand. and what?
With a brunette!!! to
YYY: Are you pulling someone?
XXX is no. I turned around and only she and I were in bed. I decided to look carefully at my face. Go through her...
XXX is a dog!! My hair was beautiful that day!! to
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