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 04.07.2014
And the kerosene...
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Olive oil on fire :)
I will honestly tell you that quitting smoking is a child’s stunt compared to sitting on a diet and on proper nutrition. Your alleged nicotine addiction is an excuse for the weak! and self deception. I quit smoking myself. To deceive yourself is an extreme degree of inadequacy.
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There is nothing easier than quitting smoking! I have done it a hundred times!"
(c) Samuel Langhorne Clemens, who wrote under the pseudonym Mark Twain.
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