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 05.07.2014
The cat made friends with a flying mushroom. A rather disgusting creature, but I loved my balcony. Siren wings, fur marble color, on the diaphragms are visible bloody veins - in general, fu. And everything climbs, floats... I like a lover of animals, put out a dish with milk. I ate a mouse, here is a pixel of it!!! To break out, and the cat barely bit her head immediately - barely broke out. Sitting next to me, everyone is trembling. And here is Pixel Bats - and he left. The mouse is either sick, or something else, they are infected with all kinds of infections... But it was cool - the pulse was swollen.
She broke out, clung to the brick with her knees, sat down, went to sleep. Fuck you! I have it in my hands, and to the pixel. He is pleased, he protected the owner, don’t hinder me from watching football.
He took it (and the mouse is already cut off), grabbed it, and went out. Well, right now to drag to the veterinarian, and a mouse like that embraces him - raised his wings, crumbled afterwards, put him in the palm of the cat and sleep. A pixel of her leg grabbed, licked a couple of times, sneezed, and also slept.

In the morning the mouse flew away, and the cat is now missing. And I don’t think she’s so disgusting.
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