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 07.07.2014
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For these hunters:
We went into the community "rat", meaning a thief. It is not a pity, but contrary to the fact that in your food, someone is constantly digging, then the cottage is crushed, then the sausages will bite off, then the milk will crumble off, then all the meat will be caught in the borst. We can't catch it, decided to find a cheap minicamera in the internet to put a hidden seam.

They burn without cameras. They try in the company to eat at the expense of others, at the general fee, either do not drop under different pretext, or invest less of everything in something cheaper (a bank of sea cabbage against meat on a shale, for example, - and what, he brought "eat meal"). They are always very interested in what you have in your pockets, in your bag, always ask for something you eat or drink, bite or swallow, trying to bite or drink more, although you will have your own not worse and enough. Typical phrases: "Oh, I’ve eaten it all, right? Ha-ha-ha!" when it comes to something delicious from the common table. Take a look and calculate.)
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And to put a bottle like "spray" with pure alcohol, or "milk" that is actually a beverage with something purgenic, or just something that has been very long not thrown out and refreshed cosmetically is not fate? Rats are calculated in different cases from 5 minutes to one day. 100% of the result.
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