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 08.07.2014
by Habr

Ahh! My aunt has a pain in the back, my wife and I brought a massage pad on the chair. Such, with a heater and a vibration massage, on the controller. At the inspection, the border guards were very tense and nervous. Do you know how the sable looks in the X-ray in a curved form? 20 opaque brushes, on each side a pair of cylinders with the size of a handle, a pair of wires goes to each, all wires are twisted into a blade and go to the controller with one button. The Shahid’s belt. It is necessary to pay tribute to the frontier, the situation was controlled until my wife whispered "it's not ours" and ran aside...
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