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 09.07.2014
Today, he was the victim of some anti-human psychological experiment. I walk in the street, I don’t touch anyone. Suitable two girls, young, cute, with a tablet. Theft asks:
Young man, please answer two questions.
It is pleasant. The girls are cute.
Let me say, your questions.
Are you married?
Yes I say.
Because late to break, the ring on the finger gives me with the head.
So why the shirt?
They stand and wait for an answer.
In fact, what kind of HGH?
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