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 10.07.2014
In the topic of the fight about smoking, I remembered: it was two years and a little ago, then the ban on the sale of cigarettes at the stops did not come into effect. I set up for a new job, and since I did not know where to smoke and there were cameras around the job bus landing place, I did not smoke at work at all. Accordingly, I go to the place of landing, I leave the bus, I cross the road, I go to the stop and immediately squeeze a cigarette in my mouth, the edge of my eyes I notice a group of schoolchildren, well as schoolchildren... they were issued only bags with textbooks.
Buy a cigarette!
And my brain is inflamed, a new job, a bunch of information, all my colleagues by name to remember, well, I answer, showing a cigarette:
Thank you, I have...
And I toss further. By the edge of my eyes I see how Fifa’s eyes become huge and childishly surprised... And only then I get to know that she asked her to buy cigarettes... Well my karma is clean, I didn’t buy cigarettes to minors...
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