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 17.07.2014
At a reception at the U.S. Embassy, the U.S. ambassador boasted that, say, they have a wizard in the state of Alabama - the dead raises.
Present at the reception of V.M. Molotov indisputably noted that there is also a remarkable athlete in the USSR who surpasses the plane by running.
N.S Khrushchev, hearing about this fact, called Molotov to himself.
“Why are you, Mikhail, shaking your tongue? So, how will they require a miracle athlete?
We will first demand that they present their necromant.
What if they present?
- We need to check, let it raise... Stalin, for example.
How do you get up?
“Then you, Nikita, are not like an airplane – you are going to overtake a rocket!
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