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 17.07.2014
On Friday I go to the hypermarket to bake beer and shrimp. I see - there is a free place, next to the Offgen Harley.
I park, get out of the car, start looking at it, because I love motorcycles like that. A family is sitting next to the car, making shopping. Mom, Dad and Boy, 5 years old.
Here comes the owner of Harley.
Classics - leather pants, cosacks, leather vests on the naked body, on one forearm of the tattoo ZZ Top, on the other - AD/DC. And... A huge snow-white hairstyle with curls, and the same snow-white beard to the pup. This is a mixture of the same ZZ Top and MC Flash.
The boy is like a whirlwind – “Mom, look at Santa!!!“”
And his mother says, “No son, it’s a motorcycle uncle.”
The child’s lower lip begins to swell.
A motorcycle uncle turns to the boy, and says in a well-set bass (further dialogue with the boy):
Yes, I am Santa Claus.
Where is your red coat and why on a motorcycle?
- So summer, I have a vacation, I ride here, at the same time I look at children who behave well and who is bad, to know who to give gifts for the New Year, and who - not. And on a motorcycle, because the deer rest, the grass is sprinkled, the strength is gaining, because in the winter, how many things we will have.
Where is the Snowman?
Snowmen in the south is resting in Turkey.
Does it not grow?
- Yes, no, these are stories, we do not melt from the heat.
Further, he opens the copper, which is filled with small plush rabbits.
He takes one and gives the boy with the words:
Be good, listen to Mom and Dad, and you will have a good gift for the new year.
He has tears in his eyes of happiness.
Then he turns to me, blinking and whispering, “Third for today.”
He sits on a mouthpiece and moves smoothly.
Mom smiles, Dad smiles, the boy hugs the rabbit.
I look at the sun and think, “How good is life!”
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