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 17.07.2014
Tell me, bearers of the universal mind, how do you pick up cats from the street? I didn’t get any in my hands... Dogs are easy, and cats no :("

He came out to me alone. I went to throw the garbage and heard a cry. On my "who is there complaining crying" out of under the car came out a tiny dirty and wet kitten, weighing a pack of cigarettes. I came and sat at my feet. And here for a year, turning into a damaging, affectionate and furry cat, lives with me :)
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