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 18.07.2014
There was a circus in the subway.
I come in, a man who drinks terribly. He barely falls, breaking his bag. He tries to lift her up, knocking her to the other door. He pulls up his bag, sits down. Something begins to flow out of the bag on the floor, he is pointed out. Well, I think maybe I broke what, vodka can. The man raises the bag and with the most astonished mouth pulls out from there - attention - HORSE of ice. He swings, stretches the girl in front of him and presses her shoulders. The girl laughs, presses her shoulders, the man understandably sneezes and clears the ice back.
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