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 19.07.2014
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Another humanitarian
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Dear humanitarian man!
The basis of road clothes is a sink on which the asphalt or plates (road clothes) are laid. And if it will be changed to "non-spout", it means replacing the soil at the base of the road with one that will not expand when absorbing moisture.
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Dear Knowledge of the Road!
All this is very remarkable, but does not give a reason in the official text to use the words "spotting" and "unspotting". The duty of the humanitarian editor now is to grasp the subtleties of cost-building in order to understand how to translate this jassel Russian into normal. Because the smart technician for some reason did not know the correct name of what he was working with.
With respect, another humanitarian.
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1) This is quite official terminology, used in all official and not only documents.
You are a fool, not a humanitarian.
and...
Through the efforts of a humanitarian journalist, our Institute of High-Precision Electronics was transformed into the Institute of High-Precision Electronics. And the term "hole conductivity" seemed unsound and turned into "hole conductivity".
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