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 20.07.2014
A remarkable announcement about the sale of the Iron Horse Gaz 3110 (style and spelling of the original) was noticed in Avito.

I sell my wolf. The purchase, frankly, is questionable, but the price is purely symbolic. 30 thousand rubles and your cruiser! Year of issue 2005, state of protest. The distance is indicated on the board as 72000, but under this it is worth understanding 172000. To be honest, it’s 27000. I still don’t understand how she was able to travel such a distance... Most importantly, the machine is on the move! There are no problems in the city (except that without air conditioning in the summer it feels like a car is burning). Many foreigners (especially those who do not suspect that they are participating in the competition) are crashing from the light. It’s normal on the road too. What speed you will be able to develop on it depends only on your instinct of self-preservation. Personally, in those rare times when I pushed it up to 180, I caught myself on the fact that I don’t blink, don’t move and hardly breathe. At the left door there is a rotten area from which polyethylene runs. It is very helpful to detect the car on large parking lots and gives the beast a unique individuality. On the body - there are some areas that can be considered normal. The interior decoration of the cabin is made by someone's incomprehensible desire using linoleum. You will have to live with this. Deep in the driver's seat there is some very sharp detail, which sometimes painfully fits into the back. I never understood what detail it was, why it was there and how it could be at all. There is a button to turn on the air conditioner, this is the only detail of the air conditioner that has survived to our days. There is also an on-board computer, I suspect it is its artificial intelligence (and not you) that decides when the car starts and when to stung. The furnace – the flame of Sauron – works in the winter so mom doesn’t burn. But unfortunately, the hot air is poisoning from below, and in the summer, when the stove is off, if you catch more than 110 on the track in sandals, it burns the fingers on the right foot heavily. So in the summer on the right foot is better to wear shoes... In the car for the last month and a half I have not smoked. I smoked a lot before. But not more than the previous owner and his numerous friends - at the same time, all together, in the winter, with tightly closed glasses. The uncharacteristic grey ceiling will not allow this to be hidden. Very large plus-dusting is absent, it releases a rift like from the bottom! In this regard, even brave cyclists rush from fear and stay away from you, which in turn provides a comfortable ride. One of the most important advantages of this car is that it is categorically not wanted to stop the DPS inspector. And even when you ride in front of them with untouched belts and off nearby lights – they only lead you with a compassionate look... What is the mystery, I never understood.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1407/o140719.html#2
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