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 29.07.2014
by MV:
After the poisoning, he gave himself everything he could. The neck was tight. I asked my father to massage.
My father’s hand is heavy and massages well.
I say to Mom:
You need to massage your neck every night.
Mother :
I ask every night, but my father refuses.
I think thoughtfully:
I am afraid of suffocating :D

I’m glad my mom has a sense of humor. My parents would have drowned me long ago.
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