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 31.07.2014
Which of the Seven Dwarfs can you describe as your wife in bed?

But the dwarves are not seven, but thirteen: Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Oin, Gloin, Balin, Dvalin, Dori, Nori, Ori, Philli, Kili and Turin Dubochit.

YYY: They don’t go with their gnomes into someone else’s book.
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