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 31.07.2014
I have an internship (internship) at an Israeli hospital.
You know, I am now on surgery, today I was put into the operating room. Handles I have are inexperienced, so I usually hold retractors, maximum subcutaneous fat. And today we have taken our heels. He is well over 70 already, the technique is relentless and time-tested, he does not even use a coagulator. So, he let me, foolish, and cut, and fascia sew. The next day, at five minutes, I pleased to stumble, congratulated me on the first hernia and rejoiced that the patient survived) This is what I have to do - now I can honestly boast that I operated the hernia, and I was assisted by a real professor from San Francisco ;-)
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